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Why do men die earlier than women?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive *******.
If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy.......that's domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're
sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
If you're not....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't..........there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.

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funny because it's true
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hey that is so not true........yeah yes it is
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not true...women deserves double what men do simply because we females give birth without us you wouldn't exist:rolleyes:
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not true...women deserves double what men does simply because we females give birth without us you wouldn't exist:rolleyes:
So women can have children without men being involved at all?
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hey that is so not true........yeah yes it is
lol, seems i could put them into my geography exams
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(Original post by Iluvatar)
Why do men die earlier than women?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive *******.
If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy.......that's domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're
sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
If you're not....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't..........there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.

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HOORAY FOR WOMEN!! woo go us! we rock!
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There was me thinking was had somthing do with the postrate

I wish I was a women, you get more sexual attention, don't have to work as long, live longer, get cheaper car insurance, sometimes get free entry into clubs, get the lads buying drinks for them, do better in exams, they have boobs.

Men get it all the hard way.

On the plus I side I suppose we don't have to give birth or have go into a deep depression once a month
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On the plus I side I suppose we don't have to give birth or have go into a deep depression once a month

excactly... women are expected always to look good, not get fat, be able to cook/clean etc. (don't say that doesn't happen anymore cos it does), we have to worry about things like getting pregnant, we have to spend ages getting ready to go out- guys take about 2 seconds. girls have to put up with pervy guys on nights out (no offence but i doubt an over-keen girl is anyway near as scary)... i think we have it harder

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WE have a Hard life. The technical reasonb why we live onger is because an 80 yr old womans heart pumps as well as a 17 yr olds.....that is WHY we sooooooo rule! ha
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Haha, I like it! It's mostly true

(Original post by amazingtrade)
There was me thinking was had somthing do with the postrate

I wish I was a women, you get more sexual attention, don't have to work as long, live longer, get cheaper car insurance, sometimes get free entry into clubs, get the lads buying drinks for them, do better in exams, they have boobs.

Men get it all the hard way.

On the plus I side I suppose we don't have to give birth or have go into a deep depression once a month
Do not even try to tell me that men have it hard!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

You do not have to go through being pregnant! You do not have to give birth and, in the words of my friend, "shoot something the size of a melon out of something the size of a peanut"! You do not have to go through extreme pain and PMS once a month (girls know what I mean... first day of period = HELL :mad: )

WOMEN DO NOT HAVE IT EASY!

Hehe. Rant over :cool:
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You do not have to go through extreme pain and PMS once a month (girls know what I mean... first day of period = HELL :mad: )
Any guy who's around girls knows exactly what you mean. We have these few days of pain and anguish once a month, funnily enough it seems to coincide with when the girls are on their periods :p:
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(no offence but i doubt an over-keen girl is anyway near as scary)
Oh they are, just in a different way. And how many of you who bring up the 'you don't have to give birth' argument have actually given birth yourselves? When you have, *then* you can use that argument
(I still think blokes have it a little easier though, if I'm honest, although there's less of a disparity than there used to be.)
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Oh they are, just in a different way. And how many of you who bring up the 'you don't have to give birth' argument have actually given birth yourselves? When you have, *then* you can use that argument
(I still think blokes have it a little easier though, if I'm honest, although there's less of a disparity than there used to be.)

i never said that...i said you didn't have to have the fear of being pregnant (which is a very scary moment)

lou xxx
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(Original post by lou p lou)

i never said that...i said you didn't have to have the fear of being pregnant (which is a very scary moment)

lou xxx
No, sorry, wasn't saying that in reference to the quote - my mistake - just when women in general bring up that argument.
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Any guy who's around girls knows exactly what you mean. We have these few days of pain and anguish once a month, funnily enough it seems to coincide with when the girls are on their periods :p:
Hehe, you should be grateful that all you have to deal with is us being moody! You don't have to go through it yourself! :p:
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No, sorry, wasn't saying that in reference to the quote - my mistake - just when women in general bring up that argument.
oh ok... but there are loads of other arguments too (ie. the ones i gave). i think we def have it harder

lou xxx
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oh ok... but there are loads of other arguments too (ie. the ones i gave). i think we def have it harder

lou xxx
Yeah, I'd agree with that, although things are more even than they used to be. (ie-we're not all male chauvinists who expect the woman to stay at home all day looking after the kids and cooking etc. etc. )
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I'll have to say i giggled all the way through that...

I'm so glad I'm not a bloke...
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lol, glad I'm not a bloke either... but some people seem to think their pussies are made of gold! Feminists annoy me!

Pity there can't be a balance...
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