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(Original post by joshdajoker)
MEN GO TO WAR

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errrm... so do women?

lou xxx
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Why do men die earlier than women?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive *******.
If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy.......that's domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're
sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
If you're not....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't..........there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.

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(Original post by lou p lou)
errrm... so do women?

lou xxx
In the last century, it has not so much women 'going off to war' as war coming to them.

Besides, I never realized they'd invented a bomb/bullet that descriminates.
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I don't know... I think it's supposed to be changing now (ie.becomming more even) because women are now working just as hard (if not harder) than men?

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Excellent

EDIT: I actually feel insecure when my bf goes through feminist phases...like I have to be so perfect and better than men then all females are.

Because I don't think my pussy is lined with gold like everyone else
Whoa, people think your pussy's made of gold? So I bet you've got a lot of erm...friends then...all saying, 'Don't leave your body to medical science, leave it to me!'
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Whoa, people think your pussy's made of gold? So I bet you've got a lot of erm...friends then...all saying, 'Don't leave your body to medical science, leave it to me!'
Naw, not my pussy, the fact that everyone ELSE think their won pussy is lined with gold. I don't think I do...I lack confidence
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