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    Thor v Zeus
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    Sheeva vs Quetzalcoatl
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    For the sake of martyrdom they'd both be screaming 'hit me!' at each other.
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    mohammed has 4 planes

    jesus has the US military
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    (Original post by A is for Awesome)
    Sheeva vs Quetzalcoatl
    Quetzalcoatl and Tlaloc vs God and Jesus. Tag team.
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    (Original post by J-E-N-O-V-A)
    Quetzalcoatl and Tlaloc vs God and Jesus. Tag team.
    Holy **** that would be awesome. I guess it would depend on how many babies had recently been sacrificed to Tlaloc.
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    Jesus and Mohammed (Peace be upon them both) would never fight, seeing as they are both prophets of the same religion.

    Fourty rape zombies versus Mike Tyson and Clint Eastwood. Tyson has recently bitten Eastwoods wife's ear off though so they are not exactly working as a team.
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    Neither, they would join forces and smite you for your blasphemous hypothetical fight scenario
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    Ruth Kelly vs Tessa Jowell

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    Sarah Palin vs A Bear
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    Jesus would easily kick mohammed's ass. Also he can raise from the dead so even if mohammed somehow won Jesus would be back. :cool:
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    me & u....eeeh, I would most certainly:mad:
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    (Original post by Sephirot10)
    Fourty rape zombies versus Mike Tyson and Clint Eastwood. Tyson has recently bitten Eastwoods wife's ear off though so they are not exactly working as a team.
    What the hell is a rape zombie?
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    mohammed has 4 planes

    jesus has the US military
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    i can't stop laughing at rape zombie
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    (Original post by J-E-N-O-V-A)
    What the hell is a rape zombie?
    It's a zombie that rapes you and then eats you. The ones from Serenity.
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    Actually, I have a better one.

    72 very angry (ex)virgins vs mohammad
 
 
 
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