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    Yes we all know it, the only reason we buy those crackers at Christmas is so we can eat the Hovis biscuit thing, which isn't actually a cracker.
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    the hovis biscuit is disgusting, is it sweet, is it savoury, what the hell is it and why does it exist?
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    (Original post by wallflower*)
    the hovis biscuit is disgusting, is it sweet, is it savoury, what the hell is it and why does it exist?
    and why is it in my cracker box?
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    because your mum
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    (Original post by kimoso)
    because your mum
    Shhh I have dreadlocks.
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    and why is it in my cracker box?
    There's only one way to find out...i'll meet you outside the cracker factory at midnight, you bring the pliers and explosives, i'll bring tupperware
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    (Original post by wallflower*)
    There's only one way to find out...i'll meet you outside the cracker factory at midnight, you bring the pliers and explosives, i'll bring tupperware

    Sounds like a plan, and I'll bring crackers as refreshments. Oh, and wear something cracker coloured so we don't get spotted.
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    Hovis biscuits are :coma:

    I scoff 'em down before anyone else can nab them.
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    whatever the **** you're talkin about
    i've never had it.
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    woah, don't let everyone know about that paradox. might cause the end of reality as we know it.
 
 
 
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