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    I'm going outside for a few cigarettes in about 20 minutes or so (after I finish what I'm doing now.)

    Try your best to persuade me not to (I want to see how you do.) Rep for the best one (tomorrow, used todays up.)
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0g_I9kn5dg
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    I'm a non-smoker, but I believe that people should have the freedom to smoke as they please, so there's no way I can tell you not to smoke. However, I'd just like to thank you for being a hero. Why a hero? Because the British taxpayer isn't going to have to pay anything for your state pension, your old-age healthcare, or your winter fuel allowance. Thanks
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    By smoking, you fund an interventionist government and socialist economic system, indirectly helping to perpetuate that which you hate

    Viva la revolution
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    (Original post by thatguynooneknows)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0g_I9kn5dg
    LOL
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    It's cold outside, have one indoors for a change.
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    my parents get mardy <.<
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    (Original post by thatguynooneknows)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0g_I9kn5dg
    That deserves to win tbh
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    if you smoke, it will fall off, you know what it is, dont play dumb!
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    Yeah so some new evidence has come out saying that smoking isn't remotely harmful to your health, the government have agreed to lift all advertising restrictions and age restrictions on cigarettes, they are being handed out in primary schools, it's no longer a 'rebel' thing to do because there are no health disincentives and noone really cares about what you do with yourself. Still want to tell the internet LOL I SMOKES LOL CANCER HA PC GONE MAD? Nah, it's fine. We don't care.
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    Baggers, you know that when you buy your cigarettes, your completely unecessary and immoral excise duty goes to your hungry government, which they are probably going to waste anyway. Think about it. About £1.50 to £2 on a packet of ten Lambert & Butler, straight to those lying fat cats who falsely try and stop you smoking but secretly love you doing it anyway.

    God I just spoke for pretty much the opposite of what I stand for. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Bagration)
    I'm going outside for a few cigarettes in about 20 minutes or so (after I finish what I'm doing now.)

    Try your best to persuade me not to (I want to see how you do.) Rep for the best one (tomorrow, used todays up.)
    this one wins:
    (Original post by thatguynooneknows)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0g_I9kn5dg
    someone would have to offer you a blow job to beat that.
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    You can't, you CAN'T!
    I, I...I love you god dammit! I tell you this and you're just going to walk away? you walk away like this means nothing? Well, i hope you and you floozy "cigarette" or whatever her name is are very happy together.
    No, i didn't mean that! DON'T LEEEEEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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    How's this for persuasion? If you go for a smoke, I'll frickin' KILL you.


    Damn, some fag already did the job for me
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    (Original post by wallflower*)
    You can't, you CAN'T!
    I, I...I love you god dammit! I tell you this and you're just going to walk away? you walk away like this means nothing? Well, i hope you and you floozy "cigarette" or whatever her name is are very happy together.
    No, i didn't mean that! DON'T LEEEEEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
    as much as i want to win...

    that was just..

    *a lone tear runs down face*
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    (Original post by thatguynooneknows)
    as much as i want to win...

    that was just..

    *a lone tear runs down face*
    Indeed.
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    (Original post by Bagration)
    Do you really think I smoke LAMBERTS :mad:
    Well, in that case most of my friends must be plebs
    What do you like to suck on then?

    But yeah, I can't neg you like Demo can as it will have no effect, so it's down to the art of persuasion..
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    (Original post by Bagration)
    Do you really think I smoke LAMBERTS :mad:

    *******!!! oh btw I'm liking your new sig.
    Thank you :top2:

    Out of interest what do you smoke?
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    Well right now I have Marlboro Reds but it switches between Marlboro Reds to B&H Gold Filter, sometimes I get Lucky Strikes if I can.
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    (Original post by tazarooni89)
    How's this for persuasion? If you go for a smoke, I'll frickin' KILL you.
    Is it worrying that I would consider Democracy's threat more compelling?
 
 
 
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