49% on the way to becoming the 40-year old virgin Watch

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Anon or delete please.

I just realised this a few weeks ago; a really scary realisation I think you'll agree.

I never used to think about things like that until fairly recently. I did have a girlfriend a few years ago, but we never did or even talk about anything remotely sexual.

I don't think I'd ever be able to do it on my own merit, should I consider an escort/prostitute instead? Sounds shocking but I don't want to be a lifelong loser, and I have to lose it before I'm 20 or not at all.
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If you want to, go for it.
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Woah there, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a virgin. Its not a disease to be gotten rid of by sleeping with whoevers available. You'll meet the right girl for you when the time comes. Dont resort to prostitution.
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Why are you in a hurry to lose your virginity before you turn 20?
There are plenty of twenty year old virgins, I really wouldn't worry about it. If anyone judges you negatively just because you are a virgin then they really really are not worth bothering with at all.

If you do use a prostitute, just make sure that you are safe.
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Why do you have to do it before your 20? And no using an escort or prostitute is stupid. Just go to a nightclub find yourself a girl, and in time have sex with her, it will mean more and prob be better than an escort.

And your saying if you dont lose your virginty by 20 you will never have sex, as if mate
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why does it matter, it's only sex, being a virgin doesn't make you a loser.
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Being desperate and losing your virginity to a hooker, seems kinda loser-ish to me.
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40y.o virgin is so sad
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Isn't the average age for having sex in Holland about 21? Well, that's what I heard anyway.
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I was a virgin till a few days before I was 19 but did it with someone I felt nothing for so its catch 22
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(Original post by Anabolicator)
40y.o virgin is so sad
No it's not! They just haven't found the right person. Personally, I'd have more respect for someone who is a virgin at 40 than someone who lost their virginity to a hooker just so they wouldn't be a virgin any more.
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(Original post by KJ21)
Why do you have to do it before your 20? And no using an escort or prostitute is stupid. Just go to a nightclub find yourself a girl, and in time have sex with her, it will mean more and prob be better than an escort.

And your saying if you dont lose your virginty by 20 you will never have sex, as if mate
what about the guy from scrubs, who is he, Ted?

Yeah, he'd never be able to have sex with anyone who isn't dead, which is how you remember his name because dead rhymes with Ted.
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dont go for a prostitute.. you will lose your virginity.. but gain god knows how many STD's just by inhabiting the same square mile of space tbf..

just go out to a club sometime and meet someone willing there...
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Why do you have to lose it before 20? Maybe you are 49% of the way to a 40-year-old virgin from the day you were BORN thats only around 14% of the way from when you were legally allowed to have sex . Theres no need to rush it, wouldn't you rather enjoy it when you do?
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LMAO the thread made me think that you were 40.
20 pfft. I guess this is a guy thing.


And it doesn't make you a loser btw :P
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Why before 20? Eh?

I am really surprised how many people thibk being a virgin is wrong.

A lot of people will not have sex until they are married. Is that wrong? No, thought not.

Remember, Jesus' mother was a virgin, and look how honoured she is for being one.
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So the day you become 21, its game over for you. Whatever.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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If you use a prostitute it'll be the most expensive 30 seconds of your life. =P

Just wait until you find the right person mate, she'll come along (no pun intended =P)
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Speaking from experience here, loose it to someone who is worth it.
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(Original post by Simpsonsmania)
Why before 20? Eh?
The thought of being over 20 and doing it for the first time apalls me, I had a blueprint for my life and this kind of thing should be taken care of in the teenage years. I only have about 6 months left.

Remember, Jesus' mother was a virgin, and look how honoured she is for being one.
Yeah, but she was a woman. It's different when you're male.
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