Lesbianism for you, then?
Sorry, we havent yet mastered the teleport out of bed into clothes technique just yet...
Apparently it's in the next patch.
You're not as attractive as most men will let you believe. When you're undressing in front of us, we're already scrutinising you and mentally inscribing "looked better with clothes on" due to your un-texturous skin and flabby dangly parts. If it weren't for the ensuing sex, we'd just turn around and leave.
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My boyfriend ALWAYS wears his boxers unless we're actually having sex, or he's in the shower. It's depressing. I'd love to see his bum occasionally. He has a cute bum.
It is one of the inalienable rights of maledom, John Stuart Mill once said;
"Life without baring ones arse cheeks each morning is like a oppression of my very being"
Well it was him or some other bloke.
Solution: Ask to see a man's butt cheeks prior to engaging in intercourse with him?
I think men look hot naked.
I've never had a guy limp about the room...er, unless, he had a foot injury I suppose.
I hate it when women get out of bed.
They should leave in silence in a Burkah so I don't repulse at their faces and her drunken antics from the night.
Obviously been pulling twiglets then haven't you.