So far we've had a €120 fine for an 'overnight guest' (my mate kipping the night on the sofa), €65 for a fire extinguisher that someone (none of us in the flat) let off, and €71 (odd amount) for a 'smoke head'. At first none us knew wtf that was because we weren't aware of any damage, but apparently it's the smoke detector thing in the hall which I had noticed was gone but just assumed was being replaced or something, as none of us had broken it. The date on the letter referred to the very first night here, when none of us were even in the flat (everyone was partying outside).
It really does seem like they take the piss here, we have weekly inspections where they give out about everything, even stuff like full bins (as if you're supposed to take them out when they're half full or something). I mean, nobody likes a dirty flat, but anybody who doesn't have OCD knows there's a bit of leeway between spotless and liveable.
I know landlords can be pricks in general, but I think they especially take the piss with students. It's silly, we're adults for christ's sake yet we still get made to feel like kids. I pay €103 (£87) a week to live here, and I'm not allowed someone stay over??
The other day we were having a class house party at about 9pm with a massive amp and strobe lights, and security came and tried to shut it down, first claiming that the people downstairs complained (which they didn't), then that the strobe wasn't allowed under our license agreement. So we got the license agreement up on the internet and shock-horror it didn't mention anything about lights (other than no fairy lights due to fire hazard). It said no loud noises after 11pm, so we just kicked it all off again.