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    what is the most funny/horrific thing has happened to you in class?
    today i had my funny thing happen

    we were all told to write six keywords to do with "atomic structure", and then the teacher chose one person to write their six keywords on the board, and the chose me, so i got up and wrote:

    ATOM
    PROTON
    ELECTRON
    NEUTRON
    ION
    SHELLS

    OMFG! i promise i didn't see it at all until the whole class burst out laughing!

    hehehehe :laughing:
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    gotta love the science jokes
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    Someone put a condom on my back with my knowing :p:
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    (Original post by aMAXin)
    once this guy walked in the class he was quite old like 30.
    he then preceeded to anally rape the teacher, who's male.
    so yeah that was pretty horrific - mainly funny doe.
    WHAT?! :eek:
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    I spent an economics lesson answering the teacher with simple one word replies...and at the end he put them together and it made

    "Chewy messy sweaty porn"

    Whoops.

    :ninja:
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    er in history today, the teacher was sittin and another teacher walked in n the teacher goes '' hey hoe'' n didnt even realise. like 4 people in the class noticed but it was hilarious
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    (Original post by Dr Acula)
    WHAT?! :eek:
    naw, i'm playin.



    dude was like 25.
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    Each English Language lesson I have seems to trump each one before it humour-wise.

    It's usually just outbursts from me, my friend or both of us at the same time. One memorable outburst was my insanely high pitched laugh which got everyone confused at what happened (And I have one of the deepest voices around :P)
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    Most embarrassing thing happened two days ago. A fellow student found my account here on TSR and he showed some rather rude posts I had posted to everyone!
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    :o: well as i was coming out of a classroom it was realllly crowded and someone had soaked a tampon (not used thank god ) and threw it into the crowd and it hit me square in the forehead
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    I really don't get what's funny about the OP's thing. Please tell me I'm not the only one. If someone asked me to write words to do with "Atomic structure" I'd write those.
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    (Original post by Lisa.22)
    :o: well as i was coming out of a classroom it was realllly crowded and someone had soaked a tampon (not used thank god ) and through it int he crowd and it hit me square in the forehead
    ewww, still icky :woo:
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    (Original post by Norfolkadam)
    I really don't get what's funny about the OP's thing. Please tell me I'm not the only one. If someone asked me to write words to do with "Atomic structure" I'd write those.
    the first letters :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Norfolkadam)
    I really don't get what's funny about the OP's thing. Please tell me I'm not the only one. If someone asked me to write words to do with "Atomic structure" I'd write those.
    First letter of each word, starting at the top and working your way down...
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    (Original post by Lisa.22)
    the first letters :rolleyes:
    Oh. Lol. I thought it was a science joke. It's just as crude as I like.
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    (Original post by Norfolkadam)
    I really don't get what's funny about the OP's thing. Please tell me I'm not the only one. If someone asked me to write words to do with "Atomic structure" I'd write those.
    look at the first letter of each word, :yep:
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    (Original post by Norfolkadam)
    Oh. Lol. I thought it was a science joke. It's just as crude as I like.
    hehe you quoted like 50 times with "first letter" :p:
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    Those science puns and Freudian slips are always good :] Not forgetting the morbid Edexcel people who write the mechanic books "A small body hangs from a light inextensible string..."

    I can't remember any recent funny moments though .__.
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    This didn't happen to me (thank god), but I had an acquaintance in a large (150-ish people) lecture with me come late to the lecture, quietly sit down, open up her laptop to take notes...

    ...and realise several things in quick succession:
    a. her laptop's sound was on
    b. a video was playing rather loudly on her laptop as soon as she opened it
    c. the video was a pornographic film

    In utter silence, suggestive gasps and sensuous groans filled the air. Her boyfriend was watching porn on her laptop, quickly closed it as soon as she walked in, she was running late and simply took her laptop and went to lecture...causing this unfortunate scenario.

    Anyone who wasn't her thought it hilarious.
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    This is kind of weird, but i went to a valley school lol.

    Basically ever played the game nervous? Its when someone puts their hand up your leg untill you get nervous and tell them to stop. Well I didnt come out in school as gay, so you lads are lads and will mess around. Anyway during English my mate James started putting his hand up my leg, He thought id get nervous and pull his hand off me. I know this sounds gay, but we did stuff like that. Anyway I didnt and he got half wau up when my English Teacher walked past, all she could see was him with his hand near my crotch. She then happened to tell the whole class. Well she said "boys what are you doing, James why have you got your hand on kevins Crotch". Horrific and not even funny at the time, but now i think of it kind of makes me laugh lol
 
 
 

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