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Reporter: "Gordon, can I have a quick word"
Strachan: "Velocity"...[walks off]
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LMAO @ THIS ONE..

Reporter: "So Gordon, that defeat must be hard.. can you take it?"

Strachen: "Can I take it?" *laughs to himself* "No, of course I can't take it. I think I will go home, turn into an alcoholic and throw myself off of a bridge" hahaha



It goes something to that effect anyway.. hehe
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Reporter: "Gordon, can I have a quick word"
Strachan: "Velocity"...[walks off]
LOL.
If he was on TSR I would rep him periodically.
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Ron Atkinson:

"I would not say David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better"

"Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's. Movement and positioning"

"Suker - first touch like a camel"


David Beckham

"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side" -when asked if he thought that he was a volatile player

Kevin Keegan

"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game"

"I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona"


John Motson

"That shot might not have been as good as it might have been"

Allan Parry

"And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season"

Bobby Robson

"We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought"

Terry Venables

"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored"

"It may have been going wide, but nevertheless it was a great shot on target"

"They didn't change positions, they just moved the players around"

"There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way"
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Reporter: Gordon can i have a quick word please?

Strachan: Velocity (he walks off)
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(Original post by serious narb)
Reporter: Gordon can i have a quick word please?

Strachan: Velocity (he walks off)
See post #8, doh!

Still made me chuckle again though!
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(Original post by afireinside©)
See post #8, doh!

Still made me chuckle again though!
ah well i'll add some more:


Southampton manager Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney
Its an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a
call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.

Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the
England squad?
Strachan: I dont care, I'm Scottish

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are
the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job
and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because
I'm useless."

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the
Coventry one, that's for sure.

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We
were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into
Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us
to win the Champions League?

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my
priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy
to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to
bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
become an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can
take it, yeah.

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here.
I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man,
down.

Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret. >

Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were
better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there....
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LOL *laughs* he is a LEDGE!
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The Rooney one has to be the best. I'm still chucking at that one now.

Strachan is quality, some of them are really good.
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What a king, some of those are pure class
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I'm looking around sites now, and came across this which was said by a commentator in a West Ham game a while back:

"Julian Dicks has been everywhere ... it's like West Ham have got eleven Dicks out there."

Haha, would have been funny at the time. I can imagine how he reacted to what he said. Lol


Also, anyone able to get hold of the Eric Cantona 'Seaguls' quote. That's got to be the best quote ever.
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trying to find a list of Ian Holloway quotes, he is the David Brent of football management, got a few:

You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I'm like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad."



To put it in gentleman’s terms: if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird, but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren't the best looking lady we ended up taking home, but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee


We need a big, ugly defender. If we had one of them we'd have dealt with County's first goal by taking out the ball, the player and the first three rows of seats in the stands


I'm so proud of all the lads", gushed the R's manager. "You might regret some of the things you're doing, you might not want to carry on, but your professionalism carries you through to the end. Now we've finished what we started, wiped our cocks on the curtains and sneaked out through the kitchen window. Job done".
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lmao! He's a ledge too! Didn't realise he was such a geezer :eek:

"To put it in gentleman’s terms: if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird, but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren't the best looking lady we ended up taking home, but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee"

That is f**kin golden!
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I was just about to see if anyone had any Holloway or Cloughie quotes. The Good looking/Bad looking bird one is good.
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I personally like Florent Sinama Pongolle. Not a funny name, just sounds cool.

Lomana Tresor LuaLua is quite cool aswell.
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(Original post by Makavelli_07)
I personally like Florent Sinama Pongolle. Not a funny name, just sounds cool.

Lomana Tresor LuaLua is quite cool aswell.
'Sinama' is poo though, needs shooting.
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Heh, cool name me thinks.

Djemba-Djemba's another one.

I'm going to try and make a team with just interesting names like these ones. That might keep me awake for 10 minutes or so.
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(Original post by Makavelli_07)
Heh, cool name me thinks.

Djemba-Djemba's another one.

I'm going to try and make a team with just interesting names like these ones. That might keep me awake for 10 minutes or so.
LOL - have fun!

Laters fella! :cool:
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(Original post by jumpunderaboat)
"It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson"...about Rooney
hahahaha oh my god, that's amazing.
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(Original post by Makavelli_07)
Heh, cool name me thinks.

Djemba-Djemba's another one.

I'm going to try and make a team with just interesting names like these ones. That might keep me awake for 10 minutes or so.
I guess you fell asleep then :rolleyes:
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