What do the tabs call the oxonians?

Do Tabs REALLY need a name for you lot?

Hear hear... shows we are more noble then them

'a complete dump' - stephen fry/melchy

You lot don't even qualify to have a "dirty" name from the "dirty tabs". You lot aren't even in the same league. So, BUGGER OFF!

i personally just call it "the dark side".......rarely referring to any individuals there....they're all on big collective of second bests

They are way behind Hull, how can they be second best? More like the two thousand five hundred and thirty-ninth.

Good point, we're too busy taunting your superiors, Imperial, LSE and Hull.

Fishpaste, you are so cunning we could stick a tail on you and call you a weasel

In our light comedy way, we all call your lot "dirty tabs" but i was wondering if you actually had a name for us Oxonians?

Hey I love your avatar!!!!

I call Oxford just Oxford people but if I ever manage to convince anyone to go Cambridge instead I say they're "converted" Lol! Well my friend's in love with Oxford so I can't hate Oxford - plus they do Fine Art! That'll always be one of Cambridge's down side for me personally

However you Oxford lot insulting Cambridge just shows how you're jealous of Cambridge! And why should you be jealous if there wasn't good reasons for it? Hehe

Just kidding. Cambridge is my personal favourite, but I'm sure Oxford is cool too