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psycho girl
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hi, i rly like this guy but he has a girlfriend. he knows i like him loads and i think he likes me too. so has any1 got any gud limericks for my valentines card that will get his attention??? thanks xxx
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I wouldn't bother if he has a g/f but these are sure to win him over:

This poem says I love you and you make my life complete except for all your bottom burps and your stinky feet

When you love a person you love all their different parts but I just can't love the odour of your after-curry farts

Sex is bad, bad is a sin, sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in
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