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I can't think of any.

sex hurts
childbirth hurts
periods hurt
even the shoes and clothes you wear hurt
you have to care a lot more about what you look like
women earn less money
you can't show any stereotypically male traits without getting called butch
you get treated like a piece of meat
you have stupid hormones which are always up and down making you depressed an anxious most of the time

Don't say 'tits' because having boobs is overrated.

Are there any other girls out there who are coming back as men next time round if they can help it?
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we don't have the problem of having erections! thats all i can think of just yet
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(Original post by quadrocat)
sex hurts
periods hurt
even the shoes and clothes you wear hurt
you have to care a lot more about what you look like
women earn less money
you can't show any stereotypically male traits without getting called butch
you get treated like a piece of meat
you have stupid hormones which are always up and down making you depressed an anxious most of the time
very general statements there. some of them are true for a minority only. i can't be bothered to argue why being female is so great :bebored:
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We get to be pretty, and make boys feel guilty if they're not nice

And we do better in exams.
And we don't smell.
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(Original post by quadrocat)
I can't think of any.

sex hurts
not all the time?

childbirth hurts
don't have children?

periods hurt
take something to relieve the pain?

even the shoes and clothes you wear hurt
stop wearing uncomfortable crap? flat shoes and jeans?

you have to care a lot more about what you look like
dont?

women earn less money
no

you can't show any stereotypically male traits without getting called butch
don't give a toss what others people think?

you get treated like a piece of meat
so do men?

you have stupid hormones which are always up and down making you depressed an anxious most of the time
see above.

Don't say 'tits' because having boobs is overrated.
they're wonderful.

Are there any other girls out there who are coming back as men next time round if they can help it?
hell no.

stop whining. women.
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(Original post by Helenia)
We get to be pretty, and make boys feel guilty if they're not nice

And we do better in exams.
And we don't smell.
True. I'd hate it if I smelled.

But I'd rather have a penis than be pretty!
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We can use make up to cover nasty bits and not be accused of being gay.
We can wimp out of things and blame it on our delicate feminity.
We can cry shamlessly at anything.
We can be as emotional as we want and blame it on hormones.
We can blame crimes we have commited on hormones.
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besides, we can bully men into doing things...
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(Original post by Natalie Lane)
besides, we can bully men into doing things...
yeah, i love being a girl, bossiness rules!
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We can use make up to cover nasty bits and not be accused of being gay.
We can wimp out of things and blame it on our delicate feminity.
We can cry shamlessly at anything.
We can be as emotional as we want and blame it on hormones.
We can blame crimes we have commited on hormones.
They're rubbish advantages. Wouldn't you rather have a penis than cry at stuff?
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Can emotionally blackmail anyone as we have learned psychological warfare from an early age.
Can have children without a man.
Can enjoy an intensity of friendship that few men can
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They're rubbish advantages. Wouldn't you rather have a penis than cry at stuff?
No. If I want to cry at a movie or cry to get out of a parking ticket than have something bashing againest my leg.
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Can emotionally blackmail anyone as we have learned psychological warfare from an early age.
Can have children without a man.
Can enjoy an intensity of friendship that few men can

I don't like emotionally blackmailing people because I'm nice
Still, having kids hurts, man or no. and you shoulder all the responsiblities.
Men have intense friendships, what do you think male-bonding is?
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Being a girl is amazing...wouldn't have it any other way!
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No. If I want to cry at a movie or cry to get out of a parking ticket than have something bashing againest my leg.
Crying's for wimps. I'd rather come.
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no
Actually, on average women do earn less than men doing the same jobs.
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You have serious penis envy.
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Actually, on average women do earn less than men doing the same jobs.
then do different jobs

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(Original post by Helenia)
You have serious penis envy.
YES!
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I don't like emotionally blackmailing people because I'm nice
Still, having kids hurts, man or no. and you shoulder all the responsiblities.
Men have intense friendships, what do you think male-bonding is?
Yeah kids is a huge responsibility but its a joy women can do all on their own if they want yet men have to go through a system to adopt. Plus you can have a c section which is less painful than labour though there is the healing period. Plus its like a few hours of pain (and there is effective pain relief) compared to the plus side of having kids.

Girls have different friendships to men. We discuss things on an entirely intimate level. Even though my boyf would be there in a flash for his friends he doesnt know there future dreams or aspirations or what they would call their kids or what they're feeling about uni. Its a different level of communication.
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