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As valentines day is approaching, I thought I'd give people a helping hand in getting the all important date.
So... when you are at a club and some stunning person sits down next to you, remember this thread.

Here's my favourite: Does this cloth smell of chloroform?

It works everytime.

I'm sorry if this was done recently. If it has then you can make yourself feel good by flaming and neg rep'ng me.
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(Original post by ThePenguinMafia)
As valentines day is approaching, I thought I'd give people a helping hand in getting the all important date.
So... when you are at a club and some stunning person sits down next to you, remember this thread.

Here's my favourite: Does this cloth smell of chloroform?

It works everytime.

I'm sorry if this was done recently. If it has then you can make yourself feel good by flaming and neg rep'ng me.
Rofl.
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Theres no such thing as a good chat-up line...
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neg rep is mean. i am against it. i did a quiz once which told me my perfect pick up line to use- Excuse me but have we met?- i was so disappointed that i did it again. and got the same thing!
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99.9% of chat-up lines are pretty cheesy to be honest.
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they can be cute ='(
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(Original post by IHavePMS)
they can be cute ='(
Yes... though they are usually executed by some cheesy, up himself, waster.
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Yes... though they are usually executed by some cheesy, up himself, waster.
THEN it's good watching him crash and burn =P
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Is this dress felt?

Would you like it to be?

LOL
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(Original post by IHavePMS)
they can be cute ='(
Don't tell me you have ever fallen for a guy who has told you a chat up line.. :rolleyes:
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(Original post by IHavePMS)
THEN it's good watching him crash and burn =P
Mmm... that could be quite amusing
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"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I **** off?" Works every time
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(Original post by Zapsta)
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I **** off?" Works every time
Hah, brilliant.
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Don't tell me you have ever fallen for a guy who has told you a chat up line.. :rolleyes:
Hell no. I just think it's cute if someone actually tries
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Mmm... that could be quite amusing
Exactly! There's cute chatting up and cocky chatting up. Neither are good but the former may actually result in a phone number.
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I haven't had any good ones but possibly the worst one I have ever heard is

you must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.
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Put downs are the most amusing. I liked fluffy's "that's DR and I'd rather stick shards of glass in my eyes".
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*walk up to girl/bloke, holding a fistful of ice*
"So.... *crunches ice in hand*... now I've broken the ice..."
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Guy: do your feet smell?
Girl: No.. why?
Guy: cause nobody can be this perfect
(kind of pathetic really...)
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(Original post by K'uin K'ra)
*walk up to girl/bloke, holding a fistful of ice*
"So.... *crunches ice in hand*... now I've broken the ice..."
that's terrible. Well done!
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