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As valentines day is approaching, I thought I'd give people a helping hand in getting the all important date.
So... when you are at a club and some stunning person sits down next to you, remember this thread.
Here's my favourite: Does this cloth smell of chloroform?
It works everytime.
I'm sorry if this was done recently. If it has then you can make yourself feel good by flaming and neg rep'ng me.
It works, lol.
or the good ol' fashioned, those clothes would look great on a crumpled heap on my floor
or as im a girl i usually just fall over or something, and people come rushing to help...no actual speach needed works like a charm
are you a parking ticker because you've got fine written all over you......