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ToshTrent
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(Original post by ThePenguinMafia)
As valentines day is approaching, I thought I'd give people a helping hand in getting the all important date.
So... when you are at a club and some stunning person sits down next to you, remember this thread.

Here's my favourite: Does this cloth smell of chloroform?

It works everytime.

I'm sorry if this was done recently. If it has then you can make yourself feel good by flaming and neg rep'ng me.
My Favourite is: "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day!"

It works, lol.
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"Lets play army..... I'll lie on the floor, and you can blow me away"
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u must be getting tired, because youve been running through my mind all dayy
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im not elmo but you can tickle me anytime.......
or the good ol' fashioned, those clothes would look great on a crumpled heap on my floor

or as im a girl i usually just fall over or something, and people come rushing to help...no actual speach needed works like a charm
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or theres my personal fave......
are you a parking ticker because you've got fine written all over you......
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