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i got sent this today, read though the whole thing don't just skip to the bottom.

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she
had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.


Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said
yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.


Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark
Professionals built the Titanic

and in case you never saw this one..! ....

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than
500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.
anyone want to kill beethoven?

thought it was better than the usual chain mail rubbish i get sent
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lol, i didn't kill beethoven, but i did put hitler into power
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omg thats soooo cool!
well i chose A
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i got sent this today, read though the whole thing don't just skip to the bottom.



anyone what to kill beethoven?

thought it was better than the usual chain mail rubbish i get sent
I've seen it already, and I still recommended killing Beethoven (I didn't kill him, retarded email). Picked Churchill as well. As if I'd have a vegetarian as leader of the world.
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I killed beethoven and chose hitler! Im a failure :eek:
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(Original post by KidA)
i got sent this today, read though the whole thing don't just skip to the bottom.



anyone what to kill beethoven?

thought it was better than the usual chain mail rubbish i get sent
Well thats an eye-opener :eek: Thanks for that. Id of killed Beethoven too. Oh well. Im not surprised by the congress thing though. We already know its corrupt. This is America we are talking about
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Thats actually really interesting!
Unfortunately i chose the wrong one for both.
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I killed him and Churchill should be in power apparently.
It's interesting.
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seen it before, but didnt kill beethoven, and choose roosevelt
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But surely for every one Beethoven you get a hundred deaf and blind retards with syphillis?
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I killed him and Churchill should be in power apparently.
It's interesting.
:dito: :withstupi
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The thing is that you are given such limited information on the candidates, being faithful and vegetarian does not mean that yuo are not psychotic. Its like saying a guy is 'left-wing'. This could describe both Stalin and Gandhi.
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I chose Churchill and didnt kill beethoven
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I chose Churchill and didnt kill beethoven
same here,

it was quite predictable as to where it was going though
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The thing is that you are given such limited information on the candidates, being faithful and vegetarian does not mean that yuo are not psychotic.
But that's real life, people make decisions on 'limited information'.
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The thing is that you are given such limited information on the candidates, being faithful and vegetarian does not mean that yuo are not psychotic. Its like saying a guy is 'left-wing'. This could describe both Stalin and Gandhi.
don't worry, if you chose hitler it doesn't mean you're a nazi, its just an email. :rolleyes:
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Sorry to be pedantic, but there is an obvious flaw in the beethoven (and Hitler, etc.) scenario. It's the fact that you are viewing everything in hindsight - you cannot make conclusions like this if you have no situation to compare it to...blah blah!
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i got sent this today, read though the whole thing don't just skip to the bottom.



anyone want to kill beethoven?

thought it was better than the usual chain mail rubbish i get sent
that's pretty cool.
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I just Killed Beethoven, and elected Hitler.
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don't worry, if you chose hitler it doesn't mean you're a nazi, its just an email. :rolleyes:
Yeah I would never elect a decorated war hero anyway as a political leader simply because the chances are that he would be some hardcore militant pro-war fool. I know some people would dispute this but history has shown some evidence of this.
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