Oh, cool, so there's somebody else here who also didn't get a response, good to know that I'm not alone. 😅
As for the button theory - do you know when you log into your Self-Service Portal and you click on your application, you see "Add additional supporting documents"?
If you click on that and scroll down to the bottom, you can see an option to add additional documents (one of them is Transcript, I don't remember the second one). If that button disappears, the legend goes, it is the omen of the big things to come. It might mean that your offer/rejection is coming soon.
But it's a theory that doesn't work for everyone is it's more of an urban legend. :P