what would you do with bernard's watch?

(oh gawd he's so cute in that pic, just want to squeeze his cheeks lol! :love:

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okay, back to the topic...so you find bernard's watch, a watch that can basically freeze time at the moment you press the little knob at the top! is there any moment in time where you just wish you could have stopped the clock, freeze time and just do something else...

i'd probably just use it during an exam to get full marks teheheehehehe! :p:

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Reply 1

nolongerhearthemusic

Ohmygod, I remember when I watched that on TV the kid playing him was older than me. But he's tiiiiny. It was like that with Harry Potter as well.

Anyway, I guess I would play hilarious tricks on people.

Reply 2

staticrhubarb

I'd freeze time and do my clarinet practice then go and sit in the refectory all day :smile:

As opposed to not doing my practice and sitting in the refectory all day...

Reply 3

stoney

Great thread idea, I lol'ed!

A friend and I used to have lengthy conversations about this as kids (sad). I think we concluded that the best use of Bernard's watch would be to take sweets from the local shop without paying lol, we could never understand why Bernard didn't do it.

Reply 4

saltey

I loved that show.... I'd have a lie in every day!! and i'd never be late again :smile:

Reply 5

AnonyMatt

Read every TSR thread that exists.

Reply 6

FireDeuce

I'd sleep until I was completely not tired anymore. And then I would do some work, and then have a HUGE break, before doing some more again, but it would have taken no time at all!

Reply 7

Freud

It's all about the cute, innocent, slightly awkward Bernard. When they introduced the new, cheeky, girl-hating Bernard part of me died inside.

I would get up to many hi-jinx but always pay for anything I take, just like original bernard.

Reply 8

jacketpotato

every morning that I actually have to get up before 2pm T_T

Reply 9

Christian_j

lol asif you guys would still go to school and stuff, I'd turn into some kind of Maverick, doing what I wanted and getting out of any situation by clicking and walking off.

For money, I'd stop time and steal from shop tills lol, but not too much and I wouldn't do the same shop more than once per year :biggrin:

Reply 10

bexicle89

I remember the show sometimes centred around his friend Lucy too when he lent her the watch, Lucy was supposed to be clumsy and bad. She used the watch to sleep during school and somehow that was bad?

I remember saying to my class at primary school I'd use it to empty toys'r'us and sneak on a plane.

Reply 11

Dr. Unk

When I first saw Bernard's Watch, I said I'd use it to steel Pokémon cards from the shop, but now I'd use it to do... unspeakable things. :colone:

But, if you used the watch too much, you'd run the risk of ageing faster than normal and looking 70 years old when you're 40.

Reply 12

suze0811

Didn't bernard used to steal an extra packet of crisps from the cupboard?

I'd use it to get all my uni work done so I'd actually have time to do other things.

Reply 13

NW8_SW1_EC3

OMG I would do so much. Drive around crashing cars, touch loads of women, steal things and catch up with my work :yep:

Oh, and pull peoples trousers/boxers down then start time again.

Reply 14

zzzzzoe

id draw knobs on the heads of the people i hate!

Reply 15

Dr. Unk

I'd draw heads on the knobs of people I hate!

Reply 16

boatsgoplaces

niyaaaah

i'd probably just use it during an exam to get full marks teheheehehehe! :p:

Same. And to just generally get any work done so I can go out a lot more with friends. :smile:

Reply 17

PointeShoes-x

AnonyMatt

Read every TSR thread that exists.

I'm afraid electricity doesn't work when time has stopped, so you couldn't do that.

I would use it to have lie-ins and cheat in exams, and other things that I can't think of right now...

Reply 18

TheWilyOdysseus

I would paint myself blue and pretend to be nightcrawler appearing out of nowhere bamf!

Also I would remove Julian Assange from the embassy and put him in front of a bunch of police officers.