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Crappy scouse joke

I love scousers really anyway this is a joke my dwar foo Tony Wilson told when speak at a gig and I thought it was quite funny.

PS I love scouers really!

There was this kid that said to his parents at the dinner table I want to become a united fan.

His dad beat him up

A few hours later he was doing some shopping with his mum and he bought a united t-shirt.

His mum beat him up

The kid though this is great this, I have only been a united fan for a few hours and already I have realised what ******* scousers are!

Probably the worst joke ever but I know liverpudlians are good at taking banter.

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Reply 1
very bad
Reply 2
Don't worry I will just become an Everton supperter to make up for it, I will have even more reason to hate Rooney then.
So where's the joke?
Reply 4
Mad Caddie
LOL, you'll be ridiculed for supporting Everton. Who like EVERTON?


I will support Crosby instead to have done with it then!

What do you call a scouser in a mercedes? A robber

That joke was told to me by a scouser, one of the best lecturers I ever had.
Reply 5
Blue_Garage
So where's the joke?


He gets beaten up my his parents just because he is a united supporter. For this reason he realises how bad scousers are just for beating you up over a petty thing.
What do you call a scouser in a suit? The Accused.

Differences in Scouser and English:

Work: Earning money by performing a particular task.

Werk: Nicking a bike and cycling down to get your giro.
amazingtrade
He gets beaten up my his parents just because he is a united supporter. For this reason he realises how bad scousers are just for beating you up over a petty thing.


Yeah I know, it just wasn't funny.

Chemist Boy's was funnier and I've heard a million variants of that joke.
amazingtrade
I will support Crosby instead to have done with it then!

What do you call a scouser in a mercedes? A robber

That joke was told to me by a scouser, one of the best lecturers I ever had.

Don't you mean Marine AFC - Crosby's club :p:
http://www.marinefc.com/ :cool:
Reply 9
PQ
Don't you mean Marine AFC - Crosby's club :p:
http://www.marinefc.com/ :cool:


I can just see me a member being a member of that :p:

I was remembered before we visited Liverpool in the morning and drove to Southport for the afternoon we went via Kirby (which I know isn't technical Liverpool).

We stopped of becuase I wanted to get a magazine at a newsagents, I gave them a £5 note for a £3 magazine but forgot my change, the woman came out running after me so she could give me my change, that kind of hospitatility dosn't seem to happen in Manchester.
80% of scousers have had sex in the shower. the other 20% havnt been to jail yet
Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?

A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

:biggrin:
Reply 12
saiyamana
Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?

A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

:biggrin:



Sush the River Mersey also runs through my part of South Manchester :biggrin:

http://robertson-i.co.uk/chorlton/chorlton3.jpg

The River Mersey fasinates me, from its starting point when the River Thame and Goyt meet in Stockport to its hugly wide mouth in Liverpool.
amazingtrade
Sush the River Mersey also runs through my part of South Manchester :biggrin:

http://robertson-i.co.uk/chorlton/chorlton3.jpg

The River Mersey fasinates me, from its starting point when the River Thame and Goyt meet in Stockport to its hugly wide mouth in Liverpool.



it looks lovely in that picture :smile: black and polluted here in Liverpool.


Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?

A: What are you looking at?

soo true :biggrin:
saiyamana
it looks lovely in that picture :smile: black and polluted here in Liverpool.

:confused: funny that there are squid in the mersey estuary then - they don't live in polluted places.
saiyamana
it looks lovely in that picture :smile: black and polluted here in Liverpool.


Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?

A: What are you looking at?

soo true :biggrin:


No. Thats the first question at a chav quiz night...oh yes, same thing :biggrin:
PQ
:confused: funny that there are squid in the mersey estuary then - they don't live in polluted places.


u might be right, it still looks very dirty though but;

bbc news
The Mersey - once the most polluted river in Europe - can support fish throughout its estuary for the first time since the Industrial Revolution, scientists have discovered.
The environmentalists are trying to take credit for cleaning it up. Personally I think it is more to do with Liverpool's declining role as a port.
Reply 18
Its probably due to the colour of the under lyring rocks, if you think the Mersey looks dirty in Liverpool try visiting Stockport, its full of litter and all sorts there. That picture by the way is just as far as Fallowfiled to Manchester university yet no Manchester students know it exists. The joys of being a local yocal :tongue:

Apparantly they have living things in the Irwell in Salford, though dying ones, they were police informants.
i think its Liverpool's reflection in the water which makes it look horrible :wink: (no offense to the sound scousers here on :tsr: )