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Crappy scouse joke

I love scousers really anyway this is a joke my dwar foo Tony Wilson told when speak at a gig and I thought it was quite funny.

PS I love scouers really!

There was this kid that said to his parents at the dinner table I want to become a united fan.

His dad beat him up

A few hours later he was doing some shopping with his mum and he bought a united t-shirt.

His mum beat him up

The kid though this is great this, I have only been a united fan for a few hours and already I have realised what ******* scousers are!

Probably the worst joke ever but I know liverpudlians are good at taking banter.

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Reply 1

sarah rose

very bad

Reply 2

AT82

Don't worry I will just become an Everton supperter to make up for it, I will have even more reason to hate Rooney then.

Reply 3

Jonah Ramone

So where's the joke?

Reply 4

AT82

Mad Caddie

LOL, you'll be ridiculed for supporting Everton. Who like EVERTON?

I will support Crosby instead to have done with it then!

What do you call a scouser in a mercedes? A robber

That joke was told to me by a scouser, one of the best lecturers I ever had.

Reply 5

AT82

Blue_Garage

So where's the joke?

He gets beaten up my his parents just because he is a united supporter. For this reason he realises how bad scousers are just for beating you up over a petty thing.

Reply 6

ChemistBoy

What do you call a scouser in a suit? The Accused.

Differences in Scouser and English:

Work: Earning money by performing a particular task.

Werk: Nicking a bike and cycling down to get your giro.

Reply 7

Jonah Ramone

amazingtrade

He gets beaten up my his parents just because he is a united supporter. For this reason he realises how bad scousers are just for beating you up over a petty thing.

Yeah I know, it just wasn't funny.

Chemist Boy's was funnier and I've heard a million variants of that joke.

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amazingtrade

I will support Crosby instead to have done with it then!

What do you call a scouser in a mercedes? A robber

That joke was told to me by a scouser, one of the best lecturers I ever had.

Don't you mean Marine AFC - Crosby's club :p:

http://www.marinefc.com/ :cool:

Reply 9

AT82

Don't you mean Marine AFC - Crosby's club :p:

http://www.marinefc.com/ :cool:

I can just see me a member being a member of that :p:

I was remembered before we visited Liverpool in the morning and drove to Southport for the afternoon we went via Kirby (which I know isn't technical Liverpool).

We stopped of becuase I wanted to get a magazine at a newsagents, I gave them a £5 note for a £3 magazine but forgot my change, the woman came out running after me so she could give me my change, that kind of hospitatility dosn't seem to happen in Manchester.

Reply 10

jamieholmear

80% of scousers have had sex in the shower. the other 20% havnt been to jail yet

Reply 11

saiyamanadingdongbanana

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?

A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

:biggrin:

Reply 12

AT82

saiyamana

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?

A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

:biggrin:

Sush the River Mersey also runs through my part of South Manchester :biggrin:

http://robertson-i.co.uk/chorlton/chorlton3.jpg

The River Mersey fasinates me, from its starting point when the River Thame and Goyt meet in Stockport to its hugly wide mouth in Liverpool.

Reply 13

saiyamanadingdongbanana

amazingtrade

Sush the River Mersey also runs through my part of South Manchester :biggrin:

http://robertson-i.co.uk/chorlton/chorlton3.jpg

The River Mersey fasinates me, from its starting point when the River Thame and Goyt meet in Stockport to its hugly wide mouth in Liverpool.

it looks lovely in that picture :smile:

black and polluted here in Liverpool.

Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?

A: What are you looking at?

soo true :biggrin:

Reply 14

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saiyamana

it looks lovely in that picture :smile:

black and polluted here in Liverpool.

funny that there are squid in the mersey estuary then - they don't live in polluted places.

Reply 15

Jonah Ramone

saiyamana

it looks lovely in that picture :smile:

black and polluted here in Liverpool.

Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?

A: What are you looking at?

soo true :biggrin:

No. Thats the first question at a chav quiz night...oh yes, same thing :biggrin:

Reply 16

saiyamanadingdongbanana

funny that there are squid in the mersey estuary then - they don't live in polluted places.

u might be right, it still looks very dirty though but;

bbc news

The Mersey - once the most polluted river in Europe - can support fish throughout its estuary for the first time since the Industrial Revolution, scientists have discovered.

Reply 17

ChemistBoy

The environmentalists are trying to take credit for cleaning it up. Personally I think it is more to do with Liverpool's declining role as a port.

Reply 18

AT82

Its probably due to the colour of the under lyring rocks, if you think the Mersey looks dirty in Liverpool try visiting Stockport, its full of litter and all sorts there. That picture by the way is just as far as Fallowfiled to Manchester university yet no Manchester students know it exists. The joys of being a local yocal :tongue: