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Never try to outsmart a woman!

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my money and put it
in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when
he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he
died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there in
black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the
ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and the rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool
enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife
replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised
him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean
to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!? "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."


Women Are Smarter Than Men

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died,
Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles'
bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an
ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my
father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home
with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.

WOMEN Vs MEN

Women's Revenge

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always
carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing
I could do to him.


Understanding Women (A Man's Perspective)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how
you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the
hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.


Wife Vs Husband

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has
to be because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband
then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

Stupid And Beautiful

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow
me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to
me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


The Beast

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby
was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will
bring out the beast in me." So what?" his wife shot back. "Who's
afraid of a mouse?"


Coffee

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew
the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you
get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that,
show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and
showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.... "HEBREWS"
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very clever! :rolleyes: although "recent studies" show that men have a higher IQ than women, in england that is... but im sure women will bounce back, one day! :aetsch: :aetsch:
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Is it worth reading? It is quite long
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hahaha not true men are better, its just scientific fact.
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(Original post by enigmatic)
Is it worth reading? It is quite long
Yeah it is funny
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nice
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theyre good!!!
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(Original post by alkaeda)
very clever! :rolleyes: although "recent studies" show that men have a higher IQ than women, in england that is... but im sure women will bounce back, one day! :aetsch: :aetsch:
IQ? pah - according to my IQ test I'm only one step above ape and ought to recieve all sorts of learning support etc. Oxbridge never saw it that way......
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(Original post by platinumki)
IQ? pah - according to my IQ test I'm only one step above ape and ought to recieve all sorts of learning support etc. Oxbridge never saw it that way......
They let anyone in these days:rolleyes:

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very clever! :rolleyes: although "recent studies" show that men have a higher IQ than women, in england that is... but im sure women will bounce back, one day! :aetsch: :aetsch:
Poop!

BlueAngel theyre good!!!
Thanks.

goldenbarnes nice
Thought folk would like them.

enigmatic Is it worth reading? It is quite long
Of course!!
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Lol!
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:rolleyes: women
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and yet all you men are forgettiing that men will die out!
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:rolleyes: women
What exactly is wrong with women, hun???
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What exactly is wrong with women, hun???
dont get me started :p:
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:aetsch: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

haha :aetsch: :aetsch: ... ooo BURN
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dont get me started :p:
Aww babes you had a nasty experience with one of us lovely women out there??!!!


orignally posted by amo1 What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

haha ... ooo BURN
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i completely adore being a woman! its just fantastic. we r totally the stronger sex.

i love how men cant win..i just love being a woman...except for all the periods and having to give birth. but i still love being a woman so its worth it.

karen x
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BRILLIIIIIIIANT!!!! :rofl: :rofl: you derserve a rep for that
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yeah I agree you women get it so easy

weak muscles, physically inferior in every way, lower average IQ, only a small handful of any female successful scientists to look upto, lower wages, and more pain to go through.

LOL, god thankyou for making me a guy.
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