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Why do men always take jokes against men so seriously??!!!! :eek: I only posted them for fun, not to have all the blokes throwing their dummies out of their cots!! LOL

lol, I know, but whenever you see any thread about sexism, even if it's feminist, you have one person saying birth is like bushing a watermelon out of a hose pipe! Why was that needed?
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I never thought of that!! I apologise to any out there who cannot read my wonderful post and will not be able to bask in my sunlight.
So you agree that you have been outsmarted? :rolleyes:
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(Original post by Krysa)
lol, I know, but whenever you see any thread about sexism, even if it's feminist, you have one person saying birth is like bushing a watermelon out of a hose pipe! Why was that needed?
I know I would hope that any baby doesn't have the head the size of a watermelon!!!
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So you agree that you have been outsmarted? :rolleyes:
No not outsmarted hun cos anyone can read it now. You just pointed out a small error in my judgement. Never trust a man as it was a man that said it would look better in red!!
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No not outsmarted hun cos anyone can read it now
But a colourblind reader might not have come back to the first post upon colour change. :rolleyes:
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(Original post by NDGAARONDI)
But a colourblind reader might not have come back to the first post upon colour change. :rolleyes:
Oh shut up you!!!!
*blows kisses.
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Oh shut up you!!!!
*blows kisses.


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lol, I know, but whenever you see any thread about sexism, even if it's feminist, you have one person saying birth is like bushing a watermelon out of a hose pipe! Why was that needed?
are you referring to my earlier comment saying its like pushing a bowling ball out of a hosepipe?

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What we can learn from this post...

* Women have no originality whatsoever, their idea of making a good women-men joke being to take a joke originally written about two completely different groups and change the two parties to being women and men

Ref:
http://www.jokesmagazine.com/managea...asp?c=440&a=49
http://members.iinet.net.au/~dare/engineer.html
http://www.plumbingworld.com/plumjoke.html (near the bottom)
http://www.evan-and-jami.com/evan/jokes/pme.txt
http://glesgapals.proboards19.com/in...num=1067404920 (near the bottom)
et cetera.
I'll admit it, I was told this one with 'Paulistas' and 'Cariocas' (which means absolutely nothing to anyone here, except maybe Wild_Thing) so I changed it

Fine, let me try again then:

After a terrible accident a rather large group of family and friends stood around a hospital bed where the victim lay in a coma. The nurse walked in and tols them that there was only one chance of survival, "we have developed a new technique that will allow for a brain transplant, if you come with me I'll show you the brains we have available..."
With questioning looks they all followed the nurse into a large room with a number of jars with different brains. "On the left you'll find brains costing up to $1500 and on the right they can go up to $5000..."
With a frown the victim's mother asked about the difference between them and her frown increased at the answer that on the left were the female brains and on the right the male ones. All males in the room tried to suppress a smug smile due to the seriousness of the situation but they weren't very successful as they continued to browse the room. One of the cousins, a teenage girl, couldn't take it anymore and asked the nurse for an explanation,
"Well the female brain is considered a used merchandise, we couldn't sell it for the same price as an unused, new brain could we?"
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