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Please excuse me for this - When something serious happens I tend to do this sort of thing because I want to write for a school newspaper but my school doesn't have one!

THE AMG TIMES - PART 5: The Missing Book
By AMG

Her Royal Highness A Musical Gal, Princess of Avatars (more commonly know as AMG) is this evening to be a state of shock and panic after the disappearance of her A level Novel, The Remains Of The Day.

AMG has spent today e-mailing and calling fellow English students and searching her palace (more commonly know her bedroom) as well as her grounds (the rest of the house). The book was discovered missing late yesterday when her highness went to remove the book from her locker and return it to her palace due to a second draft of a major piece of coursework being set. King Ollie of Avatars was unable to comment on the Princess's state of mind at the present time as he was an important meeting this evening at the Student Union pub. However, one member of the Avatar court this evening stated that "AMG was being too concerned and a big drama queen over the disappearance of a simply book.

However, despite the princess's best interests, no trace of the book has yet been discovered and AMG is left this evening wondering where on earth here book is and has now put up a reward of a mars bar for the book's safe return.

Man found hanging from Window
By AMG

In a related story, a member of the Avatar court was this evening discovered hanging from his testicles from a 6th floor window. The incident occurred after he public offending her royal highness to the world media. He has now been successful cut down and although doctors believe they will be able to correct any stretching which occurred, the avatar court member discharged himself. He was last spotted heading for the nearest pub laughing sporting what appeared to be a mini third leg.
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oh god, i'm going blind..
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oh god, i'm going blind..
And me. I had to highlight the text to read it!

Now I've read it, I don't even understand what's going on :eek:
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And me. I had to highlight the text to read it!

Now I've read it, I don't even understand what's going on :eek:
Same as me.

I highlighted it, read it twice, and still have no idea what it's about.

Someone enlighten me?
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Basically I have a major piece coursework this weekend and the book its on has gone missing! It is not in my house, locker, with my friends etc etc
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dont you get it, its symbolic and metaphorical
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dont you get it, its symbolic and metaphorical
Was that directed to me? if so huh?
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Was that directed to me? if so huh?
im just saying if you read your story in a symbolic way you can see it in a totally different light
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First... who the hell voted for that colour?! :p: No offence.

Second - Remains of the Day is great! Quite sad, though. You should definitely watch the film with Anthony Hopkins!

Third - if you've lost the book go to the library and get another one! It's a pretty famous novel.
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cant see the txt
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sheit im colur blind
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I voted for the lovely dark orange. :hmph:
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and i ct even sell hahahahaha
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I hate to say it, but I agree - I can't be bothered to read such pale blue text (even though AMG is usually worth a read!) - it makes my eyes ache. Please change it to a darker blue AMG!
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(Original post by Onearmedbandit)
First... who the hell voted for that colour?! :p: No offence.

Second - Remains of the Day is great! Quite sad, though. You should definitely watch the film with Anthony Hopkins!

Third - if you've lost the book go to the library and get another one! It's a pretty famous novel.
1. No idea. I am beginning to hate it (hence the sudden post increase....gotta get to 2500 asap!)
2. I liked the film but some bits of it were spoilt by the film because they wanted to make it more exciting!
3. I can't. Each english student was given in september a copy of the book in which they could make personal notes in class. There are no spare copies!
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dat is so rude. cant u see nobody likes blue! oh maybe u cant read it ur self!
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I hate to say it, but I agree - I can't be bothered to read such pale blue text (even though AMG is usually worth a read!) - it makes my eyes ache. Please change it to a darker blue AMG!
There, That One Post is changed!
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ok this is over i am tired of going blind
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dat is so rude. cant u see nobody likes blue! oh maybe u cant read it ur self!
It was voted in by the fourm...go kill whoever voted it in!
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There, That One Post is changed!
Thank you! Much better.
Though I'm not sure I can help... usually if I have lost a book it's under my bed or bedside chest and has got pushed to the back by subsequent books being put there! (Not sure that Remains of the day would be my choice for bedtime reading :p: )
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