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    I need a humour injection! Quick!
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    Why did mrs grape leave mr grape?

    she was fed up with raisin kids.
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    i once saw a puppy die.
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    and you founded the FUN society? lol
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    it was funny. it was eaten by a pinapple
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    A man goes into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm. He said to the barman "Pint please and one for the road".
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    ich heisse superfantastisch
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    ok well on account of that joke, can i join the FUN soc?
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    All my humour is spontaneous wit... sorry
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    (Original post by annabellewalter)
    ok well on account of that joke, can i join the FUN soc?
    yes. yes u can. out it in yur sig
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    (Original post by Mad Vlad)
    All my humour is spontaneous wit... sorry
    You legend.
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    Well, this isn't a particularly hilarious joke but it makes me giggle... so I'll share it:

    A wife is giving birth to her first child in a hospital. After a 20 hour labour the baby is finally born. Mother & Father look at each other lovingly. The Doctor takes the baby away, and the returns to the couple's bedside and says the following:

    'Mr and Mrs Smith. I have good news and bad. The bad news is that your son is ginger. The good news is, he's dead'.


    PLEASE NOTE! I do not think babies dying is good and I am not discriminating against gingers, people called Smith, parents or Doctors. But jokes about gingers are still funny, please don't track me down and shoot me if you're offended.
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    An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar...

    The barman says..is this some kind of joke :p:
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    what do u say 2 chav at work..............Bigmac and fries please
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    what do u call a chavette in white tracksuits......
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    the bride
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    finally......100 indians running down a hill....
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    what do u say 2 chav at work..............Bigmac and fries please
    Well, if we're going down that awful road...

    What do you call a chav in a suit?

    "The accused".
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    mudslide.......i'm not racist.. afterall its just a joke..sorry if u r offended..
    thats all 4 now guyz... sleep well
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