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I need a humour injection! Quick!
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Why did mrs grape leave mr grape?

she was fed up with raisin kids.
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i once saw a puppy die.
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and you founded the FUN society? lol
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it was funny. it was eaten by a pinapple
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A man goes into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm. He said to the barman "Pint please and one for the road".
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ich heisse superfantastisch
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ok well on account of that joke, can i join the FUN soc?
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All my humour is spontaneous wit... sorry
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(Original post by annabellewalter)
ok well on account of that joke, can i join the FUN soc?
yes. yes u can. out it in yur sig
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All my humour is spontaneous wit... sorry
You legend.
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Well, this isn't a particularly hilarious joke but it makes me giggle... so I'll share it:

A wife is giving birth to her first child in a hospital. After a 20 hour labour the baby is finally born. Mother & Father look at each other lovingly. The Doctor takes the baby away, and the returns to the couple's bedside and says the following:

'Mr and Mrs Smith. I have good news and bad. The bad news is that your son is ginger. The good news is, he's dead'.


PLEASE NOTE! I do not think babies dying is good and I am not discriminating against gingers, people called Smith, parents or Doctors. But jokes about gingers are still funny, please don't track me down and shoot me if you're offended.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar...

The barman says..is this some kind of joke :p:
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what do u say 2 chav at work..............Bigmac and fries please
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what do u call a chavette in white tracksuits......
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the bride
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finally......100 indians running down a hill....
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(Original post by The Messiah)
what do u say 2 chav at work..............Bigmac and fries please
Well, if we're going down that awful road...

What do you call a chav in a suit?

"The accused".
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mudslide.......i'm not racist.. afterall its just a joke..sorry if u r offended..
thats all 4 now guyz... sleep well
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