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Original post by Tatakae L
"You blithering bumpkin!
You brainless bogvumper"
[The witches]
You brainless bogvumper"
[The witches]
Original post by study23!
Who you talking about there @Tatakae L ? 🤨🤨🤨
Stop its such a funny quote thoughh. I was re reading it and I actually missed how bad I loved ralhd dahls books. (ik that was a atroctious spelling but I really cba to find how to rlly spell it)
Original post by Tatakae L
Nobody....
Stop its such a funny quote thoughh. I was re reading it and I actually missed how bad I loved ralhd dahls books. (ik that was a atroctious spelling but I really cba to find how to rlly spell it)
Stop its such a funny quote thoughh. I was re reading it and I actually missed how bad I loved ralhd dahls books. (ik that was a atroctious spelling but I really cba to find how to rlly spell it)
But roald is definitely not that hard, though I can’t say the same thing for wrong- that is such a hard word 😔
Original post by AspiringSurvivor
I love your spellings so much, makes me laugh every time 😭
But roald is definitely not that hard, though I can’t say the same thing for wrong- that is such a hard word 😔
But roald is definitely not that hard, though I can’t say the same thing for wrong- that is such a hard word 😔
also idc what you say wronge is spelt like that <--
one of the funniest books i've ever read, The Martian by Andy Weir. Here are a few of the main character's words of (questionable) wisdom:
'Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10." '
“I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”
“It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.”
“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll f*** it up and die.” So I took it apart.”
“I need to ask myself, 'What would an Apollo astronaut do?' He'd drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”
'Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10." '
“I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”
“It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.”
“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll f*** it up and die.” So I took it apart.”
“I need to ask myself, 'What would an Apollo astronaut do?' He'd drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”
Original post by x-wing_pilot
one of the funniest books i've ever read, The Martian by Andy Weir. Here are a few of the main character's words of (questionable) wisdom:
'Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10." '
“I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”
“It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.”
“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll f*** it up and die.” So I took it apart.”
“I need to ask myself, 'What would an Apollo astronaut do?' He'd drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”
'Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10." '
“I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”
“It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.”
“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll f*** it up and die.” So I took it apart.”
“I need to ask myself, 'What would an Apollo astronaut do?' He'd drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”
Original post by x-wing_pilot
one of the funniest books i've ever read, The Martian by Andy Weir. Here are a few of the main character's words of (questionable) wisdom:
'Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10." '
“I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”
“It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.”
“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll f*** it up and die.” So I took it apart.”
“I need to ask myself, 'What would an Apollo astronaut do?' He'd drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”
'Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10." '
“I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”
“It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.”
“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll f*** it up and die.” So I took it apart.”
“I need to ask myself, 'What would an Apollo astronaut do?' He'd drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”
(edited 7 months ago)
Original post by Tatakae L
stopp this book looks so good, Im defo going to read it and add it to my list at least
Original post by x-wing_pilot
it is sooo good! if i could be the author of any book, it'd be this one. if you give it a read, let me know how you found it!
Original post by x-wing_pilot
one of the funniest books i've ever read, The Martian by Andy Weir. Here are a few of the main character's words of (questionable) wisdom:
'Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10." '
“I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”
“It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.”
“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll f*** it up and die.” So I took it apart.”
“I need to ask myself, 'What would an Apollo astronaut do?' He'd drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”
'Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10." '
“I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”
“It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.”
“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll f*** it up and die.” So I took it apart.”
“I need to ask myself, 'What would an Apollo astronaut do?' He'd drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”
"I know, I know, I know, I know.
If he had been with me,
everything would have been different"
[if he had been with me]
If he had been with me,
everything would have been different"
[if he had been with me]
"The question was so absurd and the way he said it so
ludicrously casual that i had to clench my teeth against a
psychotic impulse to laugh"
[if we were villains]
ludicrously casual that i had to clench my teeth against a
psychotic impulse to laugh"
[if we were villains]
"I could make a really impressive fire, he thought. Of course, it would only burn for a few minutes and then I'd die..." The Son of Neptune, from the series Heroes of Olympus
“Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.” - Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
A quote that puts the lack of appreciation for things we consider as a naturalness in a nutshell perfectly.
A quote that puts the lack of appreciation for things we consider as a naturalness in a nutshell perfectly.
“the most important lesson that you can walk away with is that the idiots who surround you are, in fact, not idiots at all. Instead, they are individuals worthy of respect, understanding, and being valued.”
I think this is important to remember when we get frustrated with others, It’s actually an interesting book if you want to learn a little more about what makes other people tick
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Surrounded by Idiots - Thomas Erikson
I think this is important to remember when we get frustrated with others, It’s actually an interesting book if you want to learn a little more about what makes other people tick
(edited 6 months ago)
Original post by Tatakae L
"The question was so absurd and the way he said it so
ludicrously casual that i had to clench my teeth against a
psychotic impulse to laugh"
[if we were villains]
ludicrously casual that i had to clench my teeth against a
psychotic impulse to laugh"
[if we were villains]
Nice lines. What was the name of the book? I like to know the source.
Original post by Kallisto
Nice lines. What was the name of the book? I like to know the source.
Original post by AspiringSurvivor
“For you a thousand times over”- The kite runner
Such a fabulous book, the quote sounds like a love story/romance but the book is so much more beautiful
Such a fabulous book, the quote sounds like a love story/romance but the book is so much more beautiful
I feel like I have been neglecting this thred but I have had no time to read guys. But just because I feel like I have heres one for you
"If anyone walked in, I would be quite the sight-
crouching in the dark,
grinning like a madman,
clutching a bottle of bleach."
[am I normal yet?]
crouching in the dark,
grinning like a madman,
clutching a bottle of bleach."
[am I normal yet?]
Original post by Tatakae L
I feel like I have been neglecting this thred but I have had no time to read guys. But just because I feel like I have heres one for you
"If anyone walked in, I would be quite the sight-
crouching in the dark,
grinning like a madman,
clutching a bottle of bleach."
[am I normal yet?]
crouching in the dark,
grinning like a madman,
clutching a bottle of bleach."
[am I normal yet?]
What is the context of this quote 😭😭
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