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I have a few questions on what to do. How should I safely, efficiently, and painlessly, take my penis and testes out of my pants and flies? How do I start to go? How do I stop, and make sure all the urine has been emptied? How do I put them back into my pants? Do I need an erection, if so, how do I quickly get and maintain one? Thanks
You do exactly what you do at home
Reply 2
Original post by Anonymous
You do exactly what you do at home

I don’t really understand, as I usually sit down at home. I have recently decided to learn how to use the urinals, so wanted to know how to do it properly. Thanks
Original post by Anonymous
I don’t really understand, as I usually sit down at home. I have recently decided to learn how to use the urinals, so wanted to know how to do it properly. Thanks

do what you do standing at the urinal as you would sitting down on a toilet, just aim your penis in the direction you want the urine to go. it's really not rocket science, what's there to not understand?
Reply 4
Original post by Anonymous
do what you do standing at the urinal as you would sitting down on a toilet, just aim your penis in the direction you want the urine to go. it's really not rocket science, what's there to not understand?

Ok I will try that, but how would I get it out and back in etc?
Original post by Anonymous
Ok I will try that, but how would I get it out and back in etc?

I prefer to undress completely from the waist down. I can't pee in socks.

[this thread must be a wind up - 2 year olds figure this out]
Original post by Anonymous
I don’t really understand, as I usually sit down at home. I have recently decided to learn how to use the urinals, so wanted to know how to do it properly. Thanks

Practice standing up at home. There is no need to take your testes out, nor do you require an erection. Just hold it in one hand and point it in the right direction. Relax and let it flow naturally.
Reply 7
Original post by Apachecow
I prefer to undress completely from the waist down. I can't pee in socks.
[this thread must be a wind up - 2 year olds figure this out]

Ok, I don’t feel comfortable actually doing this in public, so I probably won’t do this. This isn’t a wind-up by the way, I just haven’t use them in a while (possibly close to 10 years) so I want to make sure I am using them correctly, for when I have to use them.
Reply 8
Original post by SomeonesDad
Practice standing up at home. There is no need to take your testes out, nor do you require an erection. Just hold it in one hand and point it in the right direction. Relax and let it flow naturally.

Ok thanks, thats good I don’t necessarily require an erection. I find that, recently when trying the urinals, my stream doesn’t work well without my testes out, and that it hurts my penis keeping them in. Also, how would I make sure that my penis won’t drip into my pants afterwards?
Why do I get the impression this is fetish thread...
Original post by Anonymous
Why do I get the impression this is fetish thread...

Fetish? How do you mean?
Original post by Anonymous
Why do I get the impression this is fetish thread...

Idk who you are, but... yeah...
Original post by ageshallnot
Idk who you are, but... yeah...

This isn’t a fetish, I just want to know how to do it properly in order to use it when needed
Original post by Anonymous
I have a few questions on what to do. How should I safely, efficiently, and painlessly, take my penis and testes out of my pants and flies? How do I start to go? How do I stop, and make sure all the urine has been emptied? How do I put them back into my pants? Do I need an erection, if so, how do I quickly get and maintain one? Thanks

bruvva chill. id assume youd do m,ost of that with yr hands . gd luck lol
Reply 14
Just make sure to wash your hands when you are done cause many men don't
Original post by FLYINGSAUCERR
bruvva chill. id assume youd do m,ost of that with yr hands . gd luck lol

Do most of what with my hands?



Original post by Amin7
Just make sure to wash your hands when you are done cause many men don't

Oh yeah, definitely. I always do that, as it’s disgusting not to, thanks!

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