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roast the person above you!

i saw this on a dnd forum but basically roast the person above you (nothing too hurtful, no swearing maybe try to keep politics out n stuff) just roast 'em
let the insults begin
(edited 5 months ago)

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Reply 1
Original post by elareare
i saw this on a dnd forum but basically roast the person above you (nothing too hurtful, no swearing maybe try to keep politics out n stuff) just roast 'em
let the insults begin

Well, you’re an easy 1st target for me.🙃
Reply 2
Original post by Lugg13
Well, you’re an easy 1st target for me.🙃

unfortunately for you, your two braincells got lost fighting for 3rd place ☺️
Reply 3
Original post by elareare
unfortunately for you, your two braincells got lost fighting for 3rd place ☺️

Well apparently you only need 1 braincell to regurgitate the same old insult we’ve all already seen before.😁
L😀L
The person above me smells like canned spam 🤭
u smell like a stinky bloomin rat
Reply 7
Original post by Victorian aages
u smell like a stinky bloomin rat

you ARE a stinky bloomin rat
Original post by elareare
you ARE a stinky bloomin rat

You have a face for radio, and a voice for writing
Reply 9
Original post by Hannahblossom
You have a face for radio, and a voice for writing

Someday, you'll go far... (And i hope you'll stay there)
Original post by elareare
Someday, you'll go far... (And i hope you'll stay there)

As long as it means I can't see, smell or hear you that is ok by me
Reply 11
Original post by Hannahblossom
As long as it means I can't see, smell or hear you that is ok by me

mirrors can't talk. fortunately for u, they also can't laugh
Original post by elareare
mirrors can't talk. fortunately for u, they also can't laugh
It took you two months to come up with that?
(edited 2 months ago)
Reply 13
Original post by Hannahblossom
It took you two months to come up with that?

greatness takes time.
and i'm afraid ur the reason there's directions of use on the shampoo bottles.
Reply 14
Original post by elareare
greatness takes time.
and i'm afraid ur the reason there's directions of use on the shampoo bottles.


2 billion years of evolution for this greatness…😂
Reply 15
2 billion years of evolution for this greatness…😂

whoever told you to be urself gave u bad advice
Reply 16
Original post by elareare
whoever told you to be urself gave u bad advice

You’re living proof God needs something to laugh at.
Reply 17
You’re living proof God needs something to laugh at.

you're the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore
Original post by elareare
you're the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore

Can I have the name of the place you get your hair done? I need to know where not to go.
^^^ was the name of my nans talcum powder back in 1986.

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