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In latest round of real life kills satire, Reform candidate fined £2000 for kicking dog.
https://www.bridportnews.co.uk/news/24375547.reform-uk-candidate-fined-2-000-kicking-dog/
https://www.bridportnews.co.uk/news/24375547.reform-uk-candidate-fined-2-000-kicking-dog/
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Jeremy Corbyn makes an important public statement.
https://x.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1803096781502185878
https://x.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1803096781502185878
(edited 3 months ago)
Rishi Sunak's protection officer arrested over alleged election date bets
This comes after a different Conservative candidate, Craig Williams, last week apologised for placing an election bet.
This comes after a different Conservative candidate, Craig Williams, last week apologised for placing an election bet.
It gets worse...
Original post by Chronoscope
It gets worse...
Dunno what's gone wrong with traditional tory sneakyness
can't even get a bet on without the world finding out about it.(edited 3 months ago)
Original post by Chronoscope
I don't know which is more alarming - Starmer liking a gormless pop song, or Prince William's dad-dancing.
NOAH Launches Animal Health Manifesto 2024 for UK General Election - Petsyclopedia News
Do they have any candidates?
My cat fancies a go.
Do they have any candidates?
My cat fancies a go.
Bath General Election hustings tonight includes candidate who doesn't speak (msn.com)
"One candidate who may be quieter than most at the hustings is Independent candidate Bill Blockhead. Mr Blockhead, who wears a straw box on his head and describes himself as “a postmodern artworker and aspiring politician (weekends only),” does not speak.
He said: “NOT speaking is who I am. I write and consider issues deeply, though like all politicians prone to the ‘odd’ sound bite. ”
He is hoping to be able to hold up his policies written in large print on A2 card to answer questions, if allowed."
"One candidate who may be quieter than most at the hustings is Independent candidate Bill Blockhead. Mr Blockhead, who wears a straw box on his head and describes himself as “a postmodern artworker and aspiring politician (weekends only),” does not speak.
He said: “NOT speaking is who I am. I write and consider issues deeply, though like all politicians prone to the ‘odd’ sound bite. ”
He is hoping to be able to hold up his policies written in large print on A2 card to answer questions, if allowed."
Four men have been arrested on suspicion of trespassing in the grounds of Prime Minister Rishi Sunak's constituency home.
Will be interesting if they say what the security's like, e.g. is the security on the same level as Buckingham Palace?
Will be interesting if they say what the security's like, e.g. is the security on the same level as Buckingham Palace?
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Which is what he'd have been rowing through if he'd taken part in this years oxbridge boat race (instead of the one in 2019)
Original post by Chronoscope
Four men have been arrested on suspicion of trespassing in the grounds of Prime Minister Rishi Sunak's constituency home.
Will be interesting if they say what the security's like, e.g. is the security on the same level as Buckingham Palace?
Will be interesting if they say what the security's like, e.g. is the security on the same level as Buckingham Palace?
See what happens if you sell off all the school playing fields - kids have nowhere to play but rich people's gardens.
Was the dummy called Victoria Atkins?
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