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Where is Boris Johnson?

"A former prime minister is being forced to give up the weekly M&S shop and hunt for bargains after managing to put on half a suit."

Boris Johnson gets dressed in the dark again for splurge at B&M | UK News | Metro News

Reply 1

Kutie Karen

have we checked the fridge freezer in case he is hiding there!

Reply 2

StriderHort

Don't be fooled by the foppery, he's raked in millions over the last few years.

Reply 3

McGinger

He's been very quiet during the campaign - as has Jacob Rees-Smug.
Suspicious.

Reply 4

londonmyst

Mostly making his fortune on the after dinner circuit and taking publisher bids for his memoirs.
Might also be adding to his vast collection of side chicks and backup girl coworkers.

Reply 5

McGinger

Original post by londonmyst

Mostly making his fortune on the after dinner circuit and taking publisher bids for his memoirs.
Might also be adding to his vast collection of side chicks and backup girl coworkers.

And children.

Reply 6

McGinger

Matron! He's escaped again.

Boris Johnson records campaign videos for his MP supporters as he continues to snub Rishi Sunak | The Independent

Reply 7

SOASllbsurvivor

I guess he's not dead in a ditch. He let the ditch down, as well.

Reply 8

McGinger

Original post by SOASllbsurvivor

I guess he's not dead in a ditch. He let the ditch down, as well.

Imagine the embarrassment of the fridge - it probably never got over it.

Reply 9

McGinger

Remember his load of 'guarantees' that never happened - Boris Johnson's election promises - how much progress has been made? | Politics News | Sky News Another self-important posh-boy with no idea.

Reply 10

michaelhw

If you want find him, you must check the pub first.

Reply 11

Zarek

Looking completely dishevelled on TikTok. Don’t think he’ll be making a return despite his unconventional charm. The country is looking for some competence at the moment