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(Original post by Helenia)
Bring it :mad: Anything you can do, we can do better
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their Tab commemorative stamps.
People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What do Tabs and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What do you have when 100 Tabs are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Tab in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What do Tabs use for birth control?
A: Their personalities. :rofl:

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Tab. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Tab. Twice.

A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is a total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?"
"Well," the friend replies, "I ran over a Tab". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"
"Well, he tried to escape through the park."
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Q: What do Tabs use for birth control?
A: Their personalities. :rofl:
I can inform you definitively that:

of the 68% of students who claim to be sexually active:
35% - Pill only
45% - Condom only
3% - other
11% - don't always use any
6% - pill plus condom

The rest are mathmos and compscis.
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(Original post by Bezza)
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their Tab commemorative stamps.
People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Blah blah blah
Wow, you managed to pick up a bunch of generic insulting jokes and stick the word "Tab" into them. You must be soooooo original and clever :rolleyes:
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Thread's gone a tad off topic now..
It's what we do best
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Wow, you managed to pick up a bunch of generic insulting jokes and stick the word "Tab" into them. You must be soooooo original and clever :rolleyes:
You're giving me too much credit if you think I'm original and clever enough to put tab in myself! I just got them off someone else :rolleyes:
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I am confused what is a tab?
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someone at cambridge uni.

by the way, I've been meaning to ask you... can you please change the spelling mistake in your sig?
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someone at cambridge uni.

by the way, I've been meaning to ask you... can you please change the spelling mistake in your sig?
You really are pedantic aren't you! :eek:
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You really are pedantic aren't you! :eek:
can you change the spelling mistake in yours too - I always spell poo without the h
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someone at cambridge uni.

by the way, I've been meaning to ask you... can you please change the spelling mistake in your sig?
Which one. I have a problem very mild dyslexia and I genuinly don't know where it is
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can you change the spelling mistake in yours too - I always spell poo without the h

Lol well its not a spelling mistake because it actually refers to winnie the pooh. Its a long story...
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Lol well its not a spelling mistake because it actually refers to winnie the pooh. Its a long story...
sounds peverted to me! :eek:
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Which one. I have a problem very mild dyslexia and I genuinly don't know where it is
"universitys" - should be "universities"

(not a personal slight - I understand about dyslexia etc - it just irrationally raises my blood pressure...and yes I am horribly pedantic )
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"universitys" - should be "universities"

(not a personal slight - I understand about dyslexia etc - it just irrationally raises my blood pressure...and yes I am horribly pedantic )
Thanks I am glad someone pointed it out. I have had it for months and no one has said anything how embarassing
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I doubt anyone else cares except me. It's a sad life to have.

In case anyone of a medical bent is still reading, what's the correct name for a baby that's just about to be born? Foetus seems wrong, somehow, and thesaurus.com just suggests "write-off" (???)
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sounds peverted to me! :eek:

ME? Perverse? :eek:

Ye knows too much :p:
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I doubt anyone else cares except me. It's a sad life to have.

In case anyone of a medical bent is still reading, what's the correct name for a baby that's just about to be born? Foetus seems wrong, somehow, and thesaurus.com just suggests "write-off" (???)
Foetus is the correct term i think :confused:
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