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Chemistry jokes pls

I need your best chemistry jokes/memes. It's for homework.



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Reply 1

Was going to post something, but all the best ones argon.

Reply 2

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by charco
Was going to post something, but all the best ones argon.


That’s so bad 😂😂😂😂

Reply 3

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by charco
Was going to post something, but all the best ones argon.

not the argon joke 😆 😭

Reply 4

What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium or curium then you had better barium.

What kind of fish is only made up of two sodium atoms? 2Na.

I think I just lost an electron. In fact, I’m positive. I should probably start to keep an ion them.

Reply 5

I've never heard these before so very good I'll be keeping these in mind

Reply 7

Police Constable Jones was asked to work the late shift, from midnight to 8am. But when he came to collect his wages for the month he was given a bag of blue crystals. Yes, apparently that was copper nitrate.

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