Gentlemen, perhaps you have mislaid your studenterhue ? Big Ingeborg the trotter girl found one early this morning behind the manse. It was next to a lady's guldnakke . If you would like to retrieve this item just pop along to reception and have a discreet chat with big Lykke. She is looking after it in her special cupboard, along with many other traditional headwear items, musical instruments and the singing herring. Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your studenterhue before popping it back on ? Just ask big L for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush.
Arvid Jørgen Vestergaard
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that