i’ve been there i get it
If you really want social media that badly, there’s some you can use exclusively on your browser rather than having an app. They have limited availability but it’s still something; twitter/x, instagram, discord (works mostly the same), tumblr (works mostly the same). I’m 17 and parents still iffy about social media so just don’t connect your phone number / main email to any of them so they won’t be notified that you have them. Obviously don’t tell them if you have them, and logout once you’re done if it’s that big of an issue.
Screentime (if on iPhone) can be turned off if you know the passcode. For other phones it’s best looking up a guide because i don’t think i can really advise on that i’m sorry. Most restrictions can be bypassed if you know the way, it’s best just trying to figure out how to get past certain things.
I’m 17 and i can’t have any apps on my phone from both restrictions and my phone being ****ed so i get what it’s like, but there’s always ways to bypass it
No sleepovers is really unfair i’m sorry :/, like previous poster said you might just have to wait till you’re 18 for them