Mad ex-girlfriends... this had to hurt :( Watch

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Agrippina
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4253849.stm

Ouch!! *winces*
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Beware the scouse women!!!! LOL thats really funny.
"Here I think thats yours!" :rofl:
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Oh my god!!!! :eek:

My favourite paragraphs:
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. / She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ

Is this for real?!
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(Original post by cindy)
Beware the scouse women!!!! LOL thats really funny.
"Here I think thats yours!" :rofl:
I doubt the poor bloke in question found it funny! :p:
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My favourite sentence is:
"I am in no way a violent person". So ripping someone's testicle off and trying to swallow it is "in no way" violent? Pfff - she might not generally be violent but to deny being violent at all is just delusional
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I doubt the poor bloke in question found it funny! :p:
Must have really hurt!!! LOL
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Oh my god!!!! :eek:

My favourite paragraphs:
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. / She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ

Is this for real?!
It doesn't even indicate anywhere whether or not she was under the influence of alcohol, either! :eek:
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lol eeyore, how on earth did you find this?!
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a lot of women are grabbing testicles lately.
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"A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours.""

as if the guy didnt know...!!!!

i'd have jailed her too, after removing part of her genitals.
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:puke: :puke: in her mouth???????? eeeeeeeeeew
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(Original post by sleepyeba)
lol eeyore, how on earth did you find this?!
A friend had a quote from it as his MSN screen name, so I asked what it was all about and he sent me the link to that article! :p:
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now do you see why im scared of girls?.......................
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(Original post by BhArJ)
now do you see why im scared of girls?.......................
no :p:
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why, have you experienced this, Bharj?
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(Original post by sleepyeba)
why, have you experienced this, Bharj?
lol well my ex tryed to kick them, but she never tryed to rip them off :puke:
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no :p:
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*wince* ooowwwwwwww!

women can be so cruel
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(Original post by BhArJ)
lol well my ex tryed to kick them, but she never tryed to rip them off :puke:


:rolleyes:
What did you do to make her try and do that?! :eek:
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Geoff woke up in the morning with a pounding head ache, a dry mouth, and a missing testical.

Geoff has given a statement to police saying that 'he'll never drink Stella again' and 'it tastes like sh*t anyway' Geoff was also quoted as saying that 'alchole shrinking my balls is one thing, but having them removed by a crazy woman, was quite another'

Stella Artois have issued the statement that, 'Stella Artois does not make women want to eat mens testicals'



In other news, cricket box sales have increased by 1000%
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(Original post by Eeyore)
What did you do to make her try and do that?! :eek:
lol do girls need a reason? :rolleyes:

actualy i was arguing with one of her friends, she sided with her friend lol
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