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Make it More Bread-ey !!

So in the US& A the 17th of November is Homemade Bread Day :drool:

Let us make some crusty puns to celebrate :h::

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Reply 1

I Dough, I Dough, I Dough, I Dough, I Dough - a song by ABBA :innocent:

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by The_Lonely_Goatherd
I Dough, I Dough, I Dough, I Dough, I Dough - a song by ABBA :innocent:
:rave: hehehe i'm loafing it :five:

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Reply 3

Also by ABBA: 'Fernan-dough' :teehee:

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by The_Lonely_Goatherd
Also by ABBA: 'Fernan-dough' :teehee:
:rave: you are on fire Ma'am :headfire:

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Reply 5

Also by ABBA: 'Loaf-ers (Live A Little Longer)' :h:

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by The_Lonely_Goatherd
Also by ABBA: 'Loaf-ers (Live A Little Longer)' :h:
:rave: your wordplay is very nimble Ma'am :girl:

Nobel Prize for Bread Wordplay :congrats:

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the people of Bun are lovin' it

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Mesdames,
demain soir, nous organiserons notre twerkathon caritatif annuel au centre de parkour Gérard Depardieu.
Cette année, les bénéfices seront reversés aux testeurs de trampolines dans le besoin.
Comme vous pouvez l'imaginer, ces braves gars et ces braves dames
ont beaucoup souffert pendant le confinement et cela.
Avec votre aide, ils peuvent rebondir.
Si vous souhaitez participer à la danse,
passez simplement à la réception et discutez avec la grande Océane.
Le prix d'entrée est de 11067 francs.
Ce prix comprend un bol de Vichyssoise et une bouteille de Beaujolais.
Si vous n'avez pas votre propre pantalon de yoga
vous pouvez en emprunter un à la grande B.
Elle les fabrique à la maison à partir de peau de phoque et de lycra™.
Les boutons sont de véritables dents belges.


Pierre André Prévost de La Prévostière

Directeur adjoint adjoint de la danse féminine et de cela

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PRSOM :sad: Thank you, Monsieur Le Bear :hat2:

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A non-ABBA pun :headfire:

'Yeast-erday' - a song by The Beatles

Reply 9

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by The_Lonely_Goatherd
A non-ABBA pun :headfire:
'Yeast-erday' - a song by The Beatles
sorry you are only allowed to post ABBA puns :rofl:

you could have gone with

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Reply 10

I would make a bread joke but I’m afraid it’ll be too crumby…

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by sdfj
I would make a bread joke but I’m afraid it’ll be too crumby…
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:lol:
Original post
by the bear
So in the US& A the 17th of November is Homemade Bread Day :drool:

Let us make some crusty puns to celebrate :h::

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I knead your opinion on my pun please:smile:
I hope you find it dough-lighful
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Reply 14

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by mesub
I knead your opinion on my pun please:smile:
I hope you find it dough-lighful
it was rather flaky :ahee:

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Meet the Focaccias

Reply 16

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by Trinculo
Meet the Focaccias
:woo: this is the best thing since sliced bread :yay:

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Reply 17

French vampires can only be killed with a baguette through the heart.

It's a painstaking process.

Reply 18

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by Trinculo
French vampires can only be killed with a baguette through the heart.
It's a painstaking process.


heuh heuh heuh good one Trinc :five:

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