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Make it More Biscuit-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 22nd of December is National Cookie Exchange Day :drool:

Let us make some tasty puns to celebrate :h:

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mesub

Volunteer Team, Clearing and Applications Advisor

I hope these freshly baked puns don't crumble under pressure!

Rich teas act with the uttermost decorum - must be the premium flour making them think they're too posh to stir things up.

Hobnobs turned into Hobnots when they tried to join a rivla biscuit gang and got soaked in the cross~~fire~~spill.

I heard there was a filling disaster when somebody dropped their custard creams.

Bourbon's always seem to have the top jobs - they obviously have their layers together.

Coconut rings and good detectives have something in common - they're always cracking [in] the case!

I've had the pleasure of meeting a Nice biscuit - they're ever so sweet!

Bear - you must share what your preferred biscuit is 👀

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the bear

Original post

by mesub

I hope these freshly baked puns don't crumble under pressure!
Rich teas act with the uttermost decorum - must be the premium flour making them think they're too posh to stir things up.
Hobnobs turned into Hobnots when they tried to join a rivla biscuit gang and got soaked in the cross~~fire~~spill.
I heard there was a filling disaster when somebody dropped their custard creams.
Bourbon's always seem to have the top jobs - they obviously have their layers together.
Coconut rings and good detectives have something in common - they're always cracking [in] the case!
I've had the pleasure of meeting a Nice biscuit - they're ever so sweet!
Bear - you must share what your preferred biscuit is 👀

thank you for sharing your packet mesub :yay:

7 x ww

Nobel Prize for biscuity wordplay :congrats:

the people of Borbon are lovin' it :h:

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mga ginoo,
baka naliligaw mo ang pudong mo ?
Nakahanap ng isa si Big Kasandra na babaeng kamoteng kahoy
kaninang umaga sa likod ng puno ng saging.
Katabi ito ng saplung ng isang ginang.
Kung gusto mong kunin ang item na ito
sumama lang sa reception at magkaroon
isang maingat na pakikipag-chat sa malaking Elbertina.
Inaalagaan niya ito sa kanyang espesyal na aparador,
kasama ng maraming iba pang tradisyonal na turban,
mga instrumentong pangmusika at ang pagkanta ng moonfish.
Baka mas gusto mong tanggalin ang mga mantsa
mula sa iyong pudong bago i-pop ito muli?
Humingi lang ng malaking E para sa kanyang Cillit Bang™ spray
at ang matibay na scrubbing brush.

Keyon Cristos Makabaligoten Esquivias

Deputy Assistant Manager ng mga nawawalang bagay at iyon

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Reply 3

mesub

Volunteer Team, Clearing and Applications Advisor

and your favourite biscuit? 👀