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Make it More Pork-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 30th of December is Bacon Day :oink:

Let's make some crackling puns to celebrate :piggy:

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Reply 1

The_Lonely_Goatherd

'(Bacon) Rind, (Bacon) Rind' - a song (and also a 1974 album title) by ABBA :h:

Hope you had a blessed Christmas, Monsieur Le Bear :hugs:

Reply 2

the bear

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

'(Bacon) Rind, (Bacon) Rind' - a song (and also a 1974 album title) by ABBA :h:

Hope you had a blessed Christmas, Monsieur Le Bear :hugs:

yes it was lovely thank you Ma'am :santa2:

RFHGM

BM-C

Reply 3

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Glad to hear that :hugs:

Ooops: I meant to write a '1973' album, not 1974 :getmecoat:

Reply 4

the bear

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

Glad to hear that :hugs:

Ooops: I meant to write a '1973' album, not 1974 :getmecoat:

i thought you were going to choose...

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Reply 5

mesub

Volunteer Team, Clearing and Applications Advisor

Hope you had a lovely Christmas bear!

Got some real sizzlers down below:
Deaf pigs use swine language to communicate
A cultured pig would appreciate Hamlet, no?
Pigs tend to struggle in sport, pulling their hamstrings and all that.
Some of the most famous pigs on film are really obnoxious, hogging up all the lime light and all that.
Itchy pigs tend to be the ones that are called pork scratchings

You guys are applesauce to my pork!
If a pig picks its nose then I'm sure it's ham boogers.... Snot the funniest of jokes but oh well.

I don't have any boar puns for now.

Just want to add that I had a computer science teacher called Mr Bacon - he was a real sizzler!

Reply 6

the bear

Original post by mesub

Hope you had a lovely Christmas bear!
Got some real sizzlers down below:
Deaf pigs use swine language to communicate
A cultured pig would appreciate Hamlet, no?
Pigs tend to struggle in sport, pulling their hamstrings and all that.
Some of the most famous pigs on film are really obnoxious, hogging up all the lime light and all that.
Itchy pigs tend to be the ones that are called pork scratchings
You guys are applesauce to my pork!
If a pig picks its nose then I'm sure it's ham boogers.... Snot the funniest of jokes but oh well.
I don't have any boar puns for now.
Just want to add that I had a computer science teacher called Mr Bacon - he was a real sizzler!

thank you for this fry-up mesub :oink:

8 x ww

Nobel Prize for Porcine Paronomasia :congrats:

the people of Porca are lovin' it :h:

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Senhores,
por favor não seque o bacalhau nos radiadores do balneário.
este peixe nutritivo é irresistível para as moscas e afins.
Em breve os pássaros voam para dentro de casa para se banquetearem com os insetos.
Em pouco tempo, é um pandemónio completo enquanto os pássaros lutam entre si
e atacam as cortinas com os seus pés pontiagudos.
Ainda na semana passada a grande Constança a senhora da limpeza me contou
que um bando de estorninhos a fez bater deliberadamente com a bicicleta.
Porque não deixar o seu bacalhau na recepção quando chegar?
A Big Serafina possui um armário especial para secar todo o tipo de peixes pelágicos.

José Manuel de Sousa e Faro Nobre de Carvalho

Vice-Regulador Adjunto de pescado e que

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