Make it More Sleep-ey !!
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So in the US& A the 3rd of January is Festival of Sleep Day 
Let us drift off with some somnolent wordplay
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Let us drift off with some somnolent wordplay
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I could never get tired of these puns 
Time to drift off with these puns
I can sleep with my eyes closed - so easy!
Cat's sleep like cat-nappers
The school of sleep can give you a bedder education than you would have asked for!
A baby astronauts is best put to sleep if you rock-et
Sweet dreams tend to need sugar.
TIred tomatoes are ex-sauced.
The pillow had some fantastic(?) upgrades - a real head turner
The pillow also learnt it had a mouth - so the pillow talk(ed)
I can sleep with my eyes closed - so easy!
Cat's sleep like cat-nappers
The school of sleep can give you a bedder education than you would have asked for!
A baby astronauts is best put to sleep if you rock-et
Sweet dreams tend to need sugar.
TIred tomatoes are ex-sauced.
The pillow had some fantastic(?) upgrades - a real head turner
The pillow also learnt it had a mouth - so the pillow talk(ed)
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by always-anxiousI could never get tired of these puns
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by mesubTime to drift off with these puns
I can sleep with my eyes closed - so easy!
Cat's sleep like cat-nappers
The school of sleep can give you a bedder education than you would have asked for!
A baby astronauts is best put to sleep if you rock-et
Sweet dreams tend to need sugar.
TIred tomatoes are ex-sauced.
The pillow had some fantastic(?) upgrades - a real head turner
The pillow also learnt it had a mouth - so the pillow talk(ed)
I can sleep with my eyes closed - so easy!
Cat's sleep like cat-nappers
The school of sleep can give you a bedder education than you would have asked for!
A baby astronauts is best put to sleep if you rock-et
Sweet dreams tend to need sugar.
TIred tomatoes are ex-sauced.
The pillow had some fantastic(?) upgrades - a real head turner
The pillow also learnt it had a mouth - so the pillow talk(ed)
thanks for these sleep-inducing puns mesub 
8 x ww
dNobel Prize for Somnolent Wordplay
the people of Dozin are lovin' it
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Panowie,
może zgubiliście swoją krakuskę?
Wielka Czesława znalazła jedną
wcześnie rano za stawem z węgorzami.
Była obok kornetu pewnej damy.
Jeśli chcielibyście odzyskać ten przedmiot,
po prostu wpadnijcie do recepcji i dyskretnie porozmawiajcie z wielką Zdzisławą.
Ona się nim opiekuje w swojej specjalnej szafce,
wraz z wieloma innymi tradycyjnymi ozdobami głowy,
instrumentami muzycznymi i śpiewającym sandaczem.
Może wolelibyście usunąć plamy
z waszej krakuski, zanim ją z powrotem założycie?
Po prostu poproście wielką Z o pożyczenie jej sprayu Cillit Bang™
i solidnej szczotki do szorowania.
Sławomir Maciej Bittner
Zastępca zastępcy kierownika ds. rzeczy zaginionych i to
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