Make it More Keyboard-ey !!
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So in the US& A the 8th of January is World Typing Day 
Let us make the usual type of puns
Let us make the usual type of puns
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Reply 1
pov: you're holding the space bar for defying gravity
Reply 2
the bear
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by taylor2317pov: you're holding the space bar for defying gravity
wicked pun dude 
ww
dOscar
HGM
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[For all intents and purposes Control/shift/alt-... is read as control/shift/alt ... (e.g. Control+X is Control X)
Typing up these puns with increasing speed and accuracy:
Taking Ctrl of the situation
Backspacing the mistakes
Empire state of mind and typing have at least one thing in common - Keys
Might have to Ctrl Alt Delete the situation
Shortcuts - running life's programs in the fast and easy lane
Computers empty their bladders to the printer when Ctrl+P is pressed
Don't trust shortcuts that are Shift+T, they're a little... unreliable
The blood type of a keyboard is typo.
In 2099, keyboards with speakers built in will be stereotypers.
Ctrl+R is always so refreshing to use.
Bear are you a Windows/Mac/Linux 🪟 🍎🐧 user? 👀
Typing up these puns with increasing speed and accuracy:
Taking Ctrl of the situation
Backspacing the mistakes
Empire state of mind and typing have at least one thing in common - Keys
Might have to Ctrl Alt Delete the situation
Shortcuts - running life's programs in the fast and easy lane
Computers empty their bladders to the printer when Ctrl+P is pressed
Don't trust shortcuts that are Shift+T, they're a little... unreliable
The blood type of a keyboard is typo.
In 2099, keyboards with speakers built in will be stereotypers.
Ctrl+R is always so refreshing to use.
Bear are you a Windows/Mac/Linux 🪟 🍎🐧 user? 👀
Reply 4
the bear
OP
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by mesub[For all intents and purposes Control/shift/alt-... is read as control/shift/alt ... (e.g. Control+X is Control X)
Typing up these puns with increasing speed and accuracy:
Taking Ctrl of the situation
Backspacing the mistakes
Empire state of mind and typing have at least one thing in common - Keys
Might have to Ctrl Alt Delete the situation
Shortcuts - running life's programs in the fast and easy lane
Computers empty their bladders to the printer when Ctrl+P is pressed
Don't trust shortcuts that are Shift+T, they're a little... unreliable
The blood type of a keyboard is typo.
In 2099, keyboards with speakers built in will be stereotypers.
Ctrl+R is always so refreshing to use.
Bear are you a Windows/Mac/Linux 🪟 🍎🐧 user? 👀
Typing up these puns with increasing speed and accuracy:
Taking Ctrl of the situation
Backspacing the mistakes
Empire state of mind and typing have at least one thing in common - Keys
Might have to Ctrl Alt Delete the situation
Shortcuts - running life's programs in the fast and easy lane
Computers empty their bladders to the printer when Ctrl+P is pressed
Don't trust shortcuts that are Shift+T, they're a little... unreliable
The blood type of a keyboard is typo.
In 2099, keyboards with speakers built in will be stereotypers.
Ctrl+R is always so refreshing to use.
Bear are you a Windows/Mac/Linux 🪟 🍎🐧 user? 👀
you are key for the next generation of TSR punners mesub i have used most iterations of Windows... happy with 10... most of my TSR work was on XP !
10 x ww
dOscars for the bladder, typo & refresh ones
3 x HGM
Nobel Prize for Keyboard Paronomasia
the people of Keez are lovin' it
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