Make it More Pooh-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 18th of January is Winnie the Pooh Day :woo:

Let us make some honeyed puns to celebrate :h:

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(edited 1 year ago)

Reply 1

TypicalNerd

What a thread title lol

Not a pun, but who cares

Reply 2

the bear

Original post

by TypicalNerd

What a thread title lol

Not a pun, but who cares

Reply 3

Muttley79

All about Eeyore

The Last Piglet show

Star Wars: a new Heffalump

Close encounters of the Tigger kind

Witness for the Poohsticks

Star Trek II: the wrath of Kanga

Saving Private Rabbit

[I have played poohsticks at the real bridge in the stories]

Reply 4

the bear

Original post

by Muttley79

All about Eeyore
The Last Piglet show
Star Wars: a new Heffalump
Close encounters of the Tigger kind
Witness for the Poohsticks
Star Trek II: the wrath of Kanga
Saving Private Rabbit
[I have played poohsticks at the real bridge in the stories]

thank you for sharing your puns with the creatures of Wordplay Wood Ma'am :girl:

7 x ww

Oscars for #6, &, #7

Nobel Prize for Pooh Paronomasia :congrats:

the people of Poo are lovin' it :h:

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Deputy Assistant Manager ng lady dancing at iyon

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Reply 5

mesub

Volunteer Section Leader, Clearing and Applications Advisor

Let's dip into the mini honeypot for some puns:

No shoes for Winnie the pooh because he likes his bear feet
Hypothetically Winnie's girlfriend may call him Winnie the Boo -> Winnie may call her honey
Winnie's favourite type of honey is the one that's closest to him

Reply 6

the bear

Original post

by mesub

Let's dip into the mini honeypot for some puns:
No shoes for Winnie the pooh because he likes his bear feet
Hypothetically Winnie's girlfriend may call him Winnie the Boo -> Winnie may call her honey
Winnie's favourite type of honey is the one that's closest to him