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Make it More Marriage-ey !!

So in the US& A the 26th of January is Spouse’s Day :yep:

Let us make some lifelong punnage to celebrate :h::

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'Wedding Ring, Wedding Ring' - a 1973 song (and also an album title) by ABBA :h:

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Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd
'Wedding Ring, Wedding Ring' - a 1973 song (and also an album title) by ABBA :h:
:rave: this is punnage gold Ma'am :girl:

altho' i was expecting

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:rofl:

ww:chicken:d

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Oscar

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RFHGM

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Rosebowl

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DP

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These puns were a match made in heaven!

Keep calm and say I do.
Toasting to the newly weds, for butter or for worst
Wedding's can be emotional - even the cake ways in tiers.
Details about the bouquet toss are still up in the air
Dentists tend to have strong fillings for their new spouses
If a bride says something mean to you it may be a veiled insult

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Original post by mesub
These puns were a match made in heaven!
Keep calm and say I do.
Toasting to the newly weds, for butter or for worst
Wedding's can be emotional - even the cake ways in tiers.
Details about the bouquet toss are still up in the air
Dentists tend to have strong fillings for their new spouses
If a bride says something mean to you it may be a veiled insult
:woo: vow ! these are amazing mesub :yay:

6 x ww:chicken:d

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Nobel Prize for Nuptial Paronomasia :congrats:

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the people of Grumes are lovin' it :h::

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Signori,
forse avete smarrito la vostra Coppola?
La grande Violetta, la ragazza degli gnocchi, ne ha trovata una
stamattina presto sulla riva della laguna.
Era accanto alla Scuffia di una signora.
Se volete recuperare questo articolo
passate alla reception e fate
una chiacchierata discreta con la grande Ugolina.
La sta tenendo nel suo armadio speciale,
insieme a molti altri cappelli tradizionali,
strumenti musicali e il gondoliere meccanico.
Forse preferite togliere le macchie
dalla vostra Coppola prima di rimetterla?
Chiedete semplicemente alla grande U di prestarvi il suo spray Cillit Bang™
e la robusta ****zola per strofinare.


Fulco VIII, Principe Ruffo di Calabria, Duca di Guardia Lombarda

Vicedirettore aggiunto delle cose mancanti e di quello

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