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the bear

So in the US& A the 30th of January is Croissant Day :drool:

Let us start the day with a healthy pun :h:

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Reply 1

The_Lonely_Goatherd

'Hash Brown Manana' - a song by ABBA :moon:

Reply 2

mesub

Volunteer Team, Clearing and Applications Advisor

Original post by the bear

So in the US& A the 30th of January is Croissant Day :drool:

Let us start the day with a healthy pun :h:

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Sorry! Post exam life has been busy. Hopefully these puns can fuel your day.

The bread knew, once the power was back on, it was toast.
I just pancake it anymore.
Omelet it slide
Ed was caught stealing breakfast once and had to scramble
You'd butter go
Hashing it out
Muffin to see hear
Funny folk eating runny yokes

Bear, what does a typical breakfast look like for you?

Reply 3

the bear

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

'Hash Brown Manana' - a song by ABBA :moon:

sorry the delay :emo:

Oscar

BM-C

Reply 4

the bear

Original post by mesub

Sorry! Post exam life has been busy. Hopefully these puns can fuel your day.
The bread knew, once the power was back on, it was toast.
I just pancake it anymore.
Omelet it slide
Ed was caught stealing breakfast once and had to scramble
You'd butter go
Hashing it out
Muffin to see hear
Funny folk eating runny yokes
Bear, what does a typical breakfast look like for you?

a healthy selection of tempting pun items mesub :yay:

i just scoop up a salmon from the river and drench it in caribou yogurt :teehee:

8 x ww

Oscars for #2, &, #8

Nobel Prize for breakfast wordplay :congrats:

the people of Tostes are lovin' it

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Messieurs,
s'il vous plaît ne réchauffez pas votre Bouillabaisse sur les radiateurs des vestiaires.
ce délicieux ragoût de poisson méditerranéen est irrésistible pour les mouches et tout.
Bientôt, les oiseaux se précipitent à l'intérieur pour se régaler des insectes.
En peu de temps, c'est le chaos total alors que les oiseaux
se chamaillent entre eux et attaquent les rideaux avec leurs pieds pointus.
La semaine dernière seulement, la grande Clotilde, la femme de ménage, m'a dit
qu'une cigogne a laissé tomber une anguille dans sa soupe alors qu'elle dormait sur le belvédère.
Pourquoi ne pas laisser votre Bouillabaisse à la réception à votre arrivée ?
La Grande Océane a un garde-manger spécial pour réchauffer toutes sortes de plats à base de poisson.

Charles Henri Adrien Noufflard

Responsable adjoint du réchauffement des plats de poisson et de cela

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