TSR 'Wit' Society

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Johnny 5
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(Original post by Lysander)
But calling it the 'Shining Wat' society works not nearly so well. (You wanted a battle of wits from people wanting to join, right? As Mother Nature said to the impotent man, no hard feelings, eh?)
I stand corrected. Said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.
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My name is cliff. Said the man with the seagull on his head. :rolleyes:
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ah, the jokes are killing me, or perhaps thats the arsenic i've been taking
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i see i've lived up to my title, i'm sorry about this, i'll try and get it going again

EDIT: or rather, i'll leave it to other people, not too good with the wit thing, it's like tryin to take a piss when you got nothin with me
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(Original post by Scubar)
i see i've lived up to my title, i'm sorry about this, i'll try and get it going again

EDIT: or rather, i'll leave it to other people, not too good with the wit thing, it's like tryin to take a piss when you got nothin with me
My philosophy: if you can demean and disparage someone in a pertinent fashion, likelihood is that they deserve it.
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Oh joy....people posessed of "wit", stimulated by cerebral actobatics and implicitly disparaging diction....no place for exotic dancers then?
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since when is wit the use of big words? You can be perfectly witty useing simpler ones that the dross of society of me might understand. Youve only shown that you know nothing of wit by posting this :rolleyes:, rather that You lack the ingenuity to understand wit.
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buttock for example?
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^^
well arnt you the funny one?:rolleyes:
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you're too kind :girl:
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What a potentially interesting society...but from the first post, am I to assume that in just under six months the members list has grown to a staggering...lemme double-check here...ten? Did you ever consider raising the standard to exclude the less intellectually gifted? Or have the hordes of applicants just managed to slip in under your radar, o esteemed founder? For goodness sake - this society's a joke! Everyone trying to be as pompous as possible with a few cleverly worded, arrogant snipes at a few members, which you try and call wit. Rubbish. IMHO of course.
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Alas, the wit society's neither witty nor a society.
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(Original post by Aenor)
Alas, the wit society's neither witty nor a society.
:rofl: And I was about to join
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(Original post by CrazyChemist)
Did you ever consider raising the standard to exclude the less intellectually gifted?
If there were a vote for "classiest comment of the month", then this comment would surely get MY vote. Image
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Someone please enlighten me as to what is so special about a bunch of insecure bell-ends using thesauruses to make themselves appear unimaginably intelligent?
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damn Oxbridge graduates, they're just too sexy with those lil dictionaries :p:
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may i join this society?

woman "churchill, i believe you are drunk!"
churchill" "yes. and you madam are ugly. tomorrow i shall be sober however you shall still be ugly."
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Someone please enlighten me as to what is so special about a bunch of insecure bell-ends using thesauruses to make themselves appear unimaginably intelligent?
i believe the answer is....f*ck all
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(Original post by ninevah)
may i join this society?

woman "churchill, i believe you are drunk!"
churchill" "yes. and you madam are ugly. tomorrow i shall be sober however you shall still be ugly."
I think a better one is :
woman "if you were my husband, i would poison you"
Churchill "if you were my wife, i would drink it"
te he heee
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I think a better one is :
woman "if you were my husband, i would poison you"
Churchill "if you were my wife, i would drink it"
te he heee
Aha; that one is an absolute corker!
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