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    (Original post by Aenor)
    Alas, the wit society's neither witty nor a society.
    :rofl: And I was about to join
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    (Original post by CrazyChemist)
    Did you ever consider raising the standard to exclude the less intellectually gifted?
    If there were a vote for "classiest comment of the month", then this comment would surely get MY vote.
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    Someone please enlighten me as to what is so special about a bunch of insecure bell-ends using thesauruses to make themselves appear unimaginably intelligent?
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    damn Oxbridge graduates, they're just too sexy with those lil dictionaries :p:
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    may i join this society?

    woman "churchill, i believe you are drunk!"
    churchill" "yes. and you madam are ugly. tomorrow i shall be sober however you shall still be ugly."
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    (Original post by Whizz Kid)
    Someone please enlighten me as to what is so special about a bunch of insecure bell-ends using thesauruses to make themselves appear unimaginably intelligent?
    i believe the answer is....f*ck all
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    (Original post by ninevah)
    may i join this society?

    woman "churchill, i believe you are drunk!"
    churchill" "yes. and you madam are ugly. tomorrow i shall be sober however you shall still be ugly."
    I think a better one is :
    woman "if you were my husband, i would poison you"
    Churchill "if you were my wife, i would drink it"
    te he heee
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    (Original post by bikerx23)
    I think a better one is :
    woman "if you were my husband, i would poison you"
    Churchill "if you were my wife, i would drink it"
    te he heee
    Aha; that one is an absolute corker!
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    i wouldn't mind being in a wit society... i get my snide comments from blackadder and such places.... it doesn't have to be complex as long as its sharp, spontaneous and effective
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    the devil wipes his arse on your face
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    *wit*
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    you've got it in one...(word)
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    thx.

    I try.
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    your very trying, yes
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    *you're

    But apart from that, moderately witty.
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    grammar takes time, time is money and money is something i wish i had
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    (Original post by Herleif Arkadios)
    *you're

    But apart from that, moderately witty.
    :rofl: *wets-self* you're a f*cking legend, mate! *wallows away in his incontenence with a big grin on his face*
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    (Original post by Whizz Kid)
    :rofl: *wets-self* you're a f*cking legend, mate! *wallows away in his incontenence with a big grin on his face*
    Thank You.

    *incontinence
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    (Original post by Herleif Arkadios)
    *incontinence
    Alas, this diminishes the novelty ( ); grammar is but a requirement as spelling is an art, adeption of a thoughtful cerebrum.
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