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    (Original post by bikerx23)
    I think a better one is :
    woman "if you were my husband, i would poison you"
    Churchill "if you were my wife, i would drink it"
    te he heee
    "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."

    - Somerset Maugham
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    (Original post by Whizz Kid)
    Someone please enlighten me as to what is so special about a bunch of insecure bell-ends using thesauruses to make themselves appear unimaginably intelligent?
    Not a great deal; but then, I rather fail to see how your comment pertains in any way to this society: were those the criteria, you should have been inaugurated long ago.
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    walks in

    *is witty*

    *awaits recognition*
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    awaits single gram of wit to be seen....
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    (Original post by Whizz Kid)
    Alas, this diminishes the novelty ( ); grammar is but a requirement as spelling is an art, adeption of a thoughtful cerebrum.
    'Spelling', you may well reckon as 'art'; correct spelling, however, owes itself more to science than aught else.
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    The pheasent has no agenda.
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    Bill Bailey will have the eggs of numbing inevitability....
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    =D gotta love the man
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    (Original post by Profesh)
    Not a great deal; but then, I rather fail to see how your comment pertains in any way to this society: were those the criteria, you should have been inaugurated long ago.
    profesh, yous eem to be losing your roots. As i said many times over, Wit isnt the use of big and/or clever words. And to think otherwise is rediculous.
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    profesh, yous eem to be losing your roots. As i said many times over, Wit isnt the use of big and/or clever words. And to think otherwise is rediculous.
    No: had I truly divested my 'roots', it would be cause for celebration.
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    (Original post by Profesh)
    No: had I truly divested my 'roots', it would be cause for celebration.
    Whatever. I would ask to join myself except for thr fact that im harldy the quickest of cats at the best of times =S
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    Whatever. I would ask to join myself except for thr fact that im harldy the quickest of cats at the best of times =S
    But considering present company who needs to be...
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    please can i join? i am witty, but it only happens when things are said to me face to face:rolleyes:
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    (Original post by bikerx23)
    But considering present company who needs to be...
    .........be careful.........that comment could earn you honorary membership.....
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    :marchmell <---can he join? He´s suprisingly wittier than the average pudding
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    Can I join? :p:
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    i wouldnt bother, the members list hasnt been updated in 3 months at least
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    (Original post by HearTheThunder)
    Can I join? :p:
    you can't just ask,you have to prove yourself.


    evidently.
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    (Original post by yo-less)
    you can't just ask,you have to prove yourself.


    evidently.
    My mere prescene eminates it...
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    (Original post by HearTheThunder)
    My mere prescene eminates it...
    i don't know how impressed profesh will be :p:
 
 
 
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