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(Original post by Profesh)
I don't doubt that there may yet be recourse to an apposite quotation from Darwin at this juncture, but considerations of appetite currently compel me otherwise. (Sautéed banana, in case you wondered.)
A quotation to rule the nation;

"money money money, root of all evil"

Women = time x money
time = money
Women = money^2
root of money is evil

thus

women = evil
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Except, according to rhetoric, money is claimed to be the root of all problems, not evils, since many of those lionised as being inherently evil were not rich.
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/\ if money is claimed to be the root of all problems - did the man you quoted release his 'wisdom' for free?
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I'm sorry...who did I quote?
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(Original post by Profesh)
(Sautéed banana, in case you wondered.)
How was it?
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How was it?
"Was"? It still very much is; and, I daresay, more's the pity for the aftertaste.
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(Original post by Profesh)
"Was"? It still very much is; and, I daresay, more's the pity for the aftertaste.
:puke:

Might make a nice Wasp Factory
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Indeed, I belive so.
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(Original post by MrSpanky)
A quotation to rule the nation;

"money money money, root of all evil"

Women = time x money
time = money
Women = money^2
root of money is evil

thus

women = evil
I beg to differ.

Men need time in order to have money and sex with women.

--> men = time x money x women x sex

As we all know, time is money

--> time = money

Therefore,

--> men = money x money x women x sex

We know that men want as many women as possible, in order to have as much sex as possible.

--> women = sex

You say that us women are evil. Hence,

--> (women =) sex = evil

Thus,

--> men = money^2 x evil x evil
= money^2 x evil^2


As money is the root of all evil

--> money = sqrroot(evil)
money^2 = evil


Substitute in, and

--> men = evil x evil^2
= evil^3


You claim that women = evil

But we are forced to conclude that men are in fact = evil^3

What a shame.
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(Original post by vibrantcarousel)
We know that men want as many women as possible, in order to have as much sex as possible.

--> women = sex
But this is where your theorem falls down, since this is simply untrue.
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vibrantcarousel
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(Original post by bikerx23)
But this is where your theorem falls down, since this is simply untrue.
But this is where your criticism of my theorem falls down, as I believe we speak theoretically. I know I do.

I could similarly argue that

Women =/= time x money

And claim, in a overly-stereotypical fashion, that

Women = time x money x malibu x sex x PMS x chocolate x chocolate x chocolate x emotions x chick flicks etc...

But I didn't.

PS. Women are always right. Watch and learn.

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(Original post by vibrantcarousel)



PS. Women are always right. Watch and learn.

Proof by counter-example/contradiction anyone?
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Its fantastic when in making their point they also disprove it...
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Proof by counter-example/contradiction anyone?
women = sex

not necessarily true, especially if you putt from the ruff.
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Its fantastic when in making their point they also disprove it...
I'll assume that you refer to me when you say "they".

I wasn't making or disproving a point, honey. I was merely commenting on the fact that I didn't piss on Spanky's fireworks by ripping apart bits of his little equations, whilst you felt the need to harp on (ie, not just mention once lightly) about how my theorem was flawed. Sigh. Try making a joke instead?

I was jesting. Think about it. Don't hurt yourself

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Spanky - I happen to be unfamiliar with the term "putt in the ruff". Pray explain? Well, unless it's one of those terms where ignorance is bliss.
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Gents, Ladies, I dare say this society of wit is nothing more than a facade for a deliciously self-indulgent grouping of self styled philosophe-mathematicians who wish nothing more than to tinker with their equations and outlandish postulates endlessly. True 'Wit' is best served with one's own briar, a 1785 chablis and a selection of canapes served by one's tebetan house boy. Let us not forget that the masters of wit, Oscar Wilde, Voltaire, and even the contempary wit-master himself, Steven Fry loved wit for wits sake and precious little else other than the occaisonal parisian style absinthe.
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Gents, Ladies, I dare say this society of wit is nothing more than a facade for a deliciously self-indulgent grouping of self styled philosophe-mathematicians who wish nothing more than to tinker with their equations and outlandish postulates endlessly. True 'Wit' is best served with one's own briar, a 1785 chablis and a selection of canapes served by one's tebetan house boy. Let us not forget that the masters of wit, Oscar Wilde, Voltaire, and even the contempary wit-master himself, Steven Fry loved wit for wits sake and precious little else other than the occaisonal parisian style absinthe.
You're no Profesh, stop trying to be.
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(Original post by cuth)
Gents, Ladies, I dare say this society of wit is nothing more than a facade for a deliciously self-indulgent grouping of self styled philosophe-mathematicians who wish nothing more than to tinker with their equations and outlandish postulates endlessly. True 'Wit' is best served with one's own briar, a 1785 chablis and a selection of canapes served by one's tebetan house boy. Let us not forget that the masters of wit, Oscar Wilde, Voltaire, and even the contempary wit-master himself, Steven Fry loved wit for wits sake and precious little else other than the occaisonal parisian style absinthe.

*Tries to refrain...*

It's tibetan.

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In case you're interested,
(and in case of course, by some bizarre typing accident, you actually meant "Teton"..)

Te·ton
n. pl. Teton or Te·tons In both senses also called Lakota, Teton Dakota, Teton Sioux.

1) The largest and westernmost of the Sioux peoples, made up of seven groups including the Oglala, Hunkpapa, Brul and Miniconjou. The Teton became nomadic buffalo hunters after migrating westward in the 18th century and figured prominently in the resistance to white encroachment on the northern Great Plains.

2) A member of this people.

(.. in which case, my word, you ARE a knowledgeable bean)
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Parisian absinthe, also, was not the delicacy of choice in those times, since the same drink derived from Czechoslovakia is of a much higher pedigree.
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