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cottonmouth
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(Original post by MrSpanky)
How about I recite a crap joke:

"What's the difference between Labour and the Lib Dems?"

One party talks $hit, the other eats....


The fix that leaves you on a downer///
So is that what he did that was "too disgusting to describe in a family newspaper"? Well what type of newspaperwould be appropriate?
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Now tell the one that doesn't suck.
is there such a thing?
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(Original post by Toscar)
is there such a thing?
Is there a joke that doesnt suck?

Refer to your nearest (half decent) stand up comic for the answer to that one.
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(Original post by cottonmouth)
So is that what he did that was "too disgusting to describe in a family newspaper"? Well what type of newspaperwould be appropriate?
Oh blimey.
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(Original post by cottonmouth)
So is that what he did that was "too disgusting to describe in a family newspaper"? Well what type of newspaperwould be appropriate?
One that doesn't act like a nanny to its readers over subjects like this and I thought the Disney channel was bad.
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(Original post by MrSpanky)
One that doesn't act like a nanny to its readers over subjects like this and I thought the Disney channel was bad.
Okay, headline of the daily mail: MARK OATEN ATE **** OF TWO RENT BOYS. Hmmm, even i'd buy a copy. Or at least steal one.
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(Original post by cottonmouth)
Okay, headline of the daily mail: MARK OATEN ATE **** OF TWO RENT BOYS. Hmmm, even i'd buy a copy. Or at least steal one.
Well, that pretty much sums up the story. I think the newspapers were delighted to have the opportunity to expoit such a storie's revolting details as a way of enticing readers. The more mysterious a subject is, the more curious we are about it, apparently a theory as to why Da Vinci wrote some of his notes in mirror writing, or apparently because he was left-handed and didn't want to smudge the ink.

Bonus points for anyone who can tell me which newspaper wrote about this last friday in their magazine supplement.
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^that was the lamest thing ever. I read that bit of the Da Vinci code today and I spotted it straight away. Maybe it helps that I'm left handed and can write in mirror no trouble.
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(Original post by cottonmouth)
Okay, headline of the daily mail: MARK OATEN ATE **** OF TWO RENT BOYS. Hmmm, even i'd buy a copy. Or at least steal one.
Not quite "Have I Got News For You" captions.
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Profesh dismayed as Wit Society descends into [_____].

Honestly, this isn't a Joke Society. Nor is it an Insult Politicians Society. It is a Wit Society, and if you don't know what that means, ask Prince Philip.
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(Original post by Agent Smith)
ask Prince Philip.
Im sorry, hes unavailable at the moment. He's taking his test at the legoland racetrack.
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So is your face.

Thanks, check out my band.

www.myspace.com/zabakuz
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So is your face.

Thanks, check out my band.

www.myspace.com/zabakuz
My band is better than your band, we've got more songs than a song convention
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This is what Simon Cowell must have felt like...
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Profesh dismayed as Wit Society descends into [_____].

Honestly, this isn't a Joke Society. Nor is it an Insult Politicians Society. It is a Wit Society, and if you don't know what that means, ask Prince Philip.
You use the word 'descend' here...hmmm.
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Im here and its now.
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doh was cut off like the gibbering idiot I am not. Was wondering if I post am I joined up?
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(Original post by mancsmithsfan)
Was wondering if I post am I joined up?
I think that sentence proved something and blew your chances.
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I envy the witty, unfortunately I am not blessed with said talent myself and so could only flounder in self pity in such a society. Can I instead become an honoury member who 'silently' appreciates the humour
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Can I instead become an honoury member who 'silently' appreciates the humour
you mean like mime clapping?
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