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(Original post by The Macabre Vincent Price...)
Perhaps.

I'm not hard-working enough for Oxford. I don't know what I was thinking of applying there, really.

Anyway, Oxford can't have me - Bristol has my heart...
But have you actually seen Oxford University yet? And as long as you enjoy the course you're studying it shouldn't seem like such a workload. You never know; it may not be so bad as you imagine it, after all.

But, if you have your mind made up, and if you really have your heart set on Bristol, then I wish you the the best of luck in your pursuals. :]
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(Original post by DayOldPorridge)
But have you actually seen Oxford University yet? And as long as you enjoy the course you're studying it shouldn't seem like such a workload. You never know; it may not be so bad as you imagine it, after all.

But, if you have your mind made up, and if you really have your heart set on Bristol, then I wish you the the best of luck in your pursuals. :]
Thank you.

I enjoy the subjects I'm studying at the moment, but you really have no idea how lazy I am. I've done one essay in all four of my subjects since the start of term, and that was only because I needed one to send in to Oxford...

It just won't work I love Bristol anyway
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Oh my... this thread is literally dead.

EDIT: No, no... it's not.
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sweet. thread rigor mortis.
Oh, sorry, got carried away there
I'm interested in this Society, sounds... um... interesting. How does one go about becoming a member?

Is it not difficult to truly demonstrate wit when you've got forum time-lag to help you think of something smart to say?
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"Your Society Needs You!"
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can i join :teeth:
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(Original post by Artemidoros)
can i join :teeth:
Bearing your teeth fully is a trans-species sign of aggression.

Aggression is a universal sign for assault, not joining.
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(Original post by Erradhadh)
Bearing your teeth fully is a trans-species sign of aggression.

Aggression is a universal sign for assault, not joining.
ok


plz? :teeth:
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(Original post by Artemidoros)
ok


plz? :teeth:
Speaking in tongues doesn't do the trick either.

English please, this is a UK-based forum.
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(Original post by Erradhadh)
Speaking in tongues doesn't do the trick either.

English please, this is a UK-based forum.
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(Original post by Profesh)
They must engage in an epic contest of comebacks; to which we, the Mutually-Esteemed Brethren, shall bear witness.
I would like to join. What's all this challenge malarky about, then? Sounds good. Additionally, is there an existing grammar/Speak English You Lout society, or do I need to make one? I ask because I'd guess that Profesh, if anyone, would have made one! When one can receive a neg rep (admittedly a meaningless "neutralneg") bearing the text "ther woz no need 2 b a prik woz ther" for this, something must be done.
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(Original post by HCD)
I would like to join. What's all this challenge malarky about, then? Sounds good. Additionally, is there an existing grammar/Speak English You Lout society, or do I need to make one? I ask because I'd guess that Profesh, if anyone, would have made one! When one can receive a neg rep (admittedly a meaningless "neutralneg") bearing the text "ther woz no need 2 b a prik woz ther" for this, something must be done.
If there is a challenge that actually does exist, I will throw myself into it with full force.

I do not know if such a society exists, but there does exist a need for it. (Maybe an economist will tell me why it isn't filled?)
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(Original post by Erradhadh)
If there is a challenge that actually does exist, I will throw myself into it with full force.
Oh, good; in that case, my challenge to you is a brick wall.
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Oh, good; in that case, my challenge to you is a brick wall.
Making sense of your posts is as challenging as playing chicken against a brick wall. Perhaps more so.
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Oh, good; in that case, my challenge to you is a brick wall.
That I ponder throwing myself against, but then step over it, leaving you rather peeved on the other side.
I never said I would throw myself at it mindlessly.

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Making sense of your posts is as challenging as playing chicken against a brick wall. Perhaps more so.
You are prone to playing Russian Roulette with all chambers full, then?
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Making sense of your posts is as challenging as playing chicken against a brick wall. Perhaps more so.
Yes. I can imagine that for a person of your IQ, that could pose quite a quandary. Don't forget to sleep, won't you?
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(Original post by Erradhadh)
That I ponder throwing myself against, but then step over it, leaving you rather peeved on the other side.
I never said I would throw myself at it mindlessly.
Oh, then pardon me; I would suggest you try surgery.
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(Original post by Erradhadh)
You are prone to playing Russian Roulette with all chambers full, then?
Why, no sir. I merely pass the semi-automatic pistol to you, and let you go first.


(Original post by karesansui)
Yes. I can imagine that for a person of your IQ, that could pose quite a quandary. Don't forget to sleep, won't you?
I think it is you who should rest, for your brain seems to be failing already.
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Oh, then pardon me; I would suggest you try surgery.
Well, not all of us can be missing our frontal lobes like you. Lobotomy suits you, though -- there's not all these pesky things called thoughts flying about your head.
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