TSR 'Wit' Society Watch

Erradhadh
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(Original post by Overground)
My first dip into this forum. I need it to share this incredibly witty exchange though.

I was playing GTA IV with a mate, and he car-jacked a lumbering beast of a vehicle:

Him, getting out of said lumberling vehicle - Handled shhit.

Me - Go and wash your hands then.

Yeah, it doesn't work on the internet.

No, it doesn't - it's about as effective as the UN was in stopping America from invading Iraq.
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I assume this is the best place to get an opinion on the three new Big Brother housemates.
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you plant pot.
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Your pointy wit can't penetrate my blunt skin :cool:
Another thing that can be added to the list: 'Things only a penis can do.' (Sorry that sucked, but I wanna join :yep:)
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Is this witty?

Exchange:
Interviewer's Question: What would you be if you weren't a professional footballer?
Peter Crouch's answer - a virgin!

Is this an example of wit, silliness or both?
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(Original post by ssl9165)
Is this witty?

Exchange:
Interviewer's Question: What would you be if you weren't a professional footballer?
Peter Crouch's answer - a virgin!

Is this an example of wit, silliness or both?
Nah that's just the truth. Oooh.

I wanna join pleeeease.
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(Original post by Sam o0o)
Nah that's just the truth. Oooh.

I wanna join pleeeease.
I'm afraid your "please" was one "e" too short.
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Aww

You have no idea how long I spent deciding how many to put.
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(Original post by Dr. Unk)
I'm afraid your "please" was one "e" too short.
One 'e' or two many 'e's, that is the question. :yep:
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(Original post by jismith1989)
One 'e' or two many 'e's, that is the question. :yep:
Do we give him the benefit of the of the doubt and grant him a poor pun?
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(Original post by Rudrax)
Do we give him the benefit of the of the doubt and grant him a poor pun?
You don't need to grant it me; I can, and usually do, devise them myself on the hour...
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When you think of a basic point, think about all the thinking that goes behind what is basic, it actually makes the basic quite complex...

If anybody understands what i'm talking about, they shall accept me into this society without further questioning....
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(Original post by n0b0dy)
*enters*

*raises hell*

*leaves*
(Original post by ieuano)
how did you know my penis was called hell?
(Original post by Dr. Unk)
Because noone wants to go down there. :indiff:
I felt this was worth posting here.
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(Original post by Dr. Unk)
I felt this was worth posting here.
Good craic.
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(Original post by Dr. Unk)
I felt this was worth posting here.
Superb.
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A Balrog of Morgoth.
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(Original post by The Black Chuck Norris)
lololol you're one of those nerdy japs that doesn't get laid hahaha
and your the exception to the rule that black people have large penis's.
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profesh! you seem to be a very dedicated TSR person ,explain
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(Original post by bansheeee*)
Profesh! You seem to be a very dedicated TSR person, explain.
I heard he feeds on lint.
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(Original post by Big_C.)
and your the exception to the rule that black people have large penis's.
you're*

Pussyclart.
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