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is my name on the list? and is profesh the leader of this group? apparently hes the most popular member on tsr, so i have heard .....
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evidence of my wit during the week i started on the student room
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when asked the question what is heavier ' a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? then we all know the answer. . .if asked what would you rather be thrown into. . .then what would your answer be?
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(Original post by jismith1989)
Looks, like it's withering to me.
Looks like it's blithering to me.
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(Original post by Ash Rox Rocks)
when asked the question what is heavier ' a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? then we all know the answer. . .if asked what would you rather be thrown into. . .then what would your answer be?
If asked what I would rather throw to my little brother, I'd answer different from when asked your question.
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Wittiest moment yet
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(Original post by mr-tom)
Wittiest moment yet
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erm ....i beg to differ
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Wittiest moment yet
After being a member for a year and a half, that was your wittiest moment?
Ouch. Another one bytes the dust.
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not for this post but for personifying the aloof pomposity of TSR junkies- by this I mean people whose way with words and drole sense of humour win positive reputation on internet forums but for all their witty eloquence sadly never win over people in the real world. To put it simply, self righteous cutting comments doesn't cut it in the real world and verbose verbeage doesn't get the vagina - go get some friends.
Hands up who else uses their "witty eloquence" to "win over people in the real world"? Just wondering whether or not I'm the only one.
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(Original post by Profesh)
Hands up who else uses their "witty eloquence" to "win over people in the real world"? Just wondering whether or not I'm the only one.
I lost them, though, when they saw me looking at my computer screen with my hand up.
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Wit is in the eye of the beholder.
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(Original post by Dr. Unk)
I lost them, though, when they saw me looking at my computer screen with my hand up.
Perhaps you should lower your hands.
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What happened to all the witty people? :eek: Post moar.
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common_person
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"moar."



Gosh, I'm so witty it hurts.
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(Original post by Sephirona)
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What happened to all the witty people? :eek: Post moar.
What happened to all the witty people? He probably has exams.
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Levity. Irony.
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(Original post by common_person)
Gosh, I'm so witty it hurts.
You're not the only person on TSR causing agony with 'witticisms'.
Until now I haven't found many witty people on TSR anyway - rather a bunch of people abusing and bruising language to appear witty.

I would welcome an increase, though; I appreciate wit.
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I just stumbled across this society. Do I need to prove myself to join or is this post sufficient?
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(Original post by The Legacy 1)
I just stumbled across this society. Do I need to prove myself to join or is this post sufficient?
Yes the following are required:
1) 1 IQ test result (lame web based ones certainly not allowed).
2) 4 Passport photos.
3) 1 Birth certificate.
4) 2 paragraphs stating why you want to join.
5) 5 posts which demonstrate wittiness in shooting down a troll.

And obviously a sense of wittiness and maybe a girlfriend we can steal.
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(Original post by dkdeath)
Yes the following are required:
1) 1 IQ test result (lame web based ones certainly not allowed).
2) 4 Passport photos.
3) 1 Birth certificate.
4) 2 paragraphs stating why you want to join.
5) 5 posts which demonstrate wittiness in shooting down a troll.
And 50,000 unmarked US dollars in a brown paper bag, a big one. :yep:
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(Original post by jismith1989)
And 50,000 unmarked US dollars in a brown paper bag, a big one. :yep:
Nahh now the US dollar is as worthless a troll post.

PAY IN IRAQi dinar.
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