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Sephirona
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What happened to all the witty people? :eek: Post moar.
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"moar."



Gosh, I'm so witty it hurts.
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(Original post by Sephirona)


What happened to all the witty people? :eek: Post moar.
What happened to all the witty people? He probably has exams.
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Levity. Irony.
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(Original post by common_person)
Gosh, I'm so witty it hurts.
You're not the only person on TSR causing agony with 'witticisms'.
Until now I haven't found many witty people on TSR anyway - rather a bunch of people abusing and bruising language to appear witty.

I would welcome an increase, though; I appreciate wit.
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I just stumbled across this society. Do I need to prove myself to join or is this post sufficient?
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(Original post by The Legacy 1)
I just stumbled across this society. Do I need to prove myself to join or is this post sufficient?
Yes the following are required:
1) 1 IQ test result (lame web based ones certainly not allowed).
2) 4 Passport photos.
3) 1 Birth certificate.
4) 2 paragraphs stating why you want to join.
5) 5 posts which demonstrate wittiness in shooting down a troll.

And obviously a sense of wittiness and maybe a girlfriend we can steal.
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(Original post by dkdeath)
Yes the following are required:
1) 1 IQ test result (lame web based ones certainly not allowed).
2) 4 Passport photos.
3) 1 Birth certificate.
4) 2 paragraphs stating why you want to join.
5) 5 posts which demonstrate wittiness in shooting down a troll.
And 50,000 unmarked US dollars in a brown paper bag, a big one. :yep:
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And 50,000 unmarked US dollars in a brown paper bag, a big one. :yep:
Nahh now the US dollar is as worthless a troll post.

PAY IN IRAQi dinar.
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(Original post by dkdeath)
Nahh now the US dollar is as worthless a troll post.

PAY IN IRAQi dinar.
But then what will the Iraqis eat?

* Bad Da Bum * :angelblush:
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Stephen fry > the wit society members put together
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ahq
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Stephen Who? :indifferent:
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My Dear sweet Clodhoppers, the most sure definiiton of wit and it's exalted use you would find in Romeo's dialogue with faithful Mercutio, or any delightful epic from our master of the our idiom.
Wit is, in every sense, the spice of the tongue.
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I completely disagree. Wit comes from the fingers, it has nothing to do with the tongue.
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I'm from Glasgow, where it is common to hear people proclaim "WITS HAPPENIN."
Does this mean I can join?
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ahq
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Are you a Glasgow commoner then, that's the question.
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Are you a Glasgow commoner then, that's the question.
No, it's not. If I don't see a question mark, it's not a question. :curious:
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I'm not asking a question. I'm asserting that there is a question.
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No, it's not. If I don't see a question mark, it's not a question. :curious:
To be or not to be, that is the question.

-a modified shakespeare quote
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Exactly. Is he or is he not a commoner? To be? Is? That is truly the question! :p:
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(Original post by jismith1989)
No, it's not. If I don't see a question mark, it's not a question. :curious:
This thread sucks.

Gay biatches, y'all.
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